InnerBushman

29110 pts ยท April 19, 2014


Like you care.

I can already picture it! The Mossad operatives storming my office building to capture a middle-aged me talking shit about Benjacunt Natanyahu and exfiltratating me to Israel to be put in front of a televised firing squad as a warning to everyone else on the internet. Yeah, like that's gonna happen BUAHAHAHA!

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Fuck you!

2 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you want the pool still be there or nah?

21 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Warehouse Luigi - Waluigi for short" - some guy in the comments under previous post.

21 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Warehouse Luigi - Waluigi for short" - some guy in the comments under previous post.

21 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Warehouse Luigi - Waluigi for short" - some guy in the comments under previous post.

21 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Warehouse Luigi - Waluigi for short" - some guy in the comments under previous post.

21 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Warehouse Luigi - Waluigi for short" - some guy in the comments under previous post.

21 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Warehouse Luigi - Waluigi for short" - some guy in the comments under previous post.

21 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 I stopped trying to understand even the direct ones. To high of a risk these days. The only difference between flirting and sexual harassment is whether the girl thinks you're handsome.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*BOING* *BOING* *CRASH*

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's so fucking dumb. I love it.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was expecting "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Warehouse Luigi - Waluigi for short" - some guy in the commentsv under previous post.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh they CAN compete. But no one said they can WIN.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was wondering why it all burned down. Don't they have fire zones and sprinklers? If what you're saying is true, it now makes sense.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe she'll throw the Sentient Cheeto under the bus and run away with all his money? Here's hoping.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

USA is a scam. In Poland the Tax Office files your taxes for you FOR FREE! All you have to do is to maybe log into your account and verify everything is in order before you print a copy for your own record.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Norton stopped being ok when I no longer needed Norton Commander for DOS.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know what else keeps growing all the time? Cancer.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why is that? Genuinely curious.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#23 Task failed successfully.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Another telltale sign is the person's gaze misses the target.

2 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

#12 Forbidden peanut butter!

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

USA is just North Korea with extra steps. Run till you can!

2 days ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Pro life tip: get bigger bench fast!

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Camera guy, you had one job!!!

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She does.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 Too soon!

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0