InvaledCaptcha

4687 pts ยท September 17, 2013


"My cat can eat a whole watermelon."

Now all you have to do is try all the locks.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amateurs do lines. Pros do piles.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know which one is the t.v. people.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Good ol' Salt Lake Shitty.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lookin good Bud, but you are going to get murdered for the heard anybody comment.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, no they are nit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Guess the fucks I give of your age or kik.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Phillip Seymour Hoffman

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Doesn't look like she need you to defend her.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He must have very strong thighs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Missed some spots.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks more like he was filleted.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like how the guy on the scooter is wearing a helmet but the guy performing the trick isn't.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neat

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oohhh so close.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

September is the 9th month...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congratulations Lance Bass.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, you are gay.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Be more attractive.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sweet, sweet, lady boners.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aaaa swing and a miss.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's so T.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks. We just got done with cake.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bravo dude, this is hilarious! I like how you are trying to form a coherent thought but just can't quite put it together.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Usually a glass of water.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Today is my birfday too!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its not rape dude, but you know...the implication.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That he looks like Denis Reynolds from It's Always Sunny...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And it's my birthday. So I'm going to do what I want.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1