IsThisUserNameLongEnough

9487 pts ยท September 23, 2018


Husband, Father.

Time for my nightly "What a piece of shit, I with things would change!" and then realize nothing ever changes for the better.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The last bag fry is a gift after shoving handfuls of fries into my mouth like a starving animal.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

God will actually cause you to have a heart attack if you don't read them. You're just protecting yourself.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's because the GOP cult has stopped being about conservative values and has become a cult of "owning the libs". That's it.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

So, I was thinking about how we were able to use drones recently to take out terrorists responsible for the latest bombings. Just thinking.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

or random people on the internet.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Where do you live? I'm sure a group of us could show up and correct this behavior in the rabid sperm donor you live with.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Carmen: How long have we been falling? Juni: I don't know; my watch doesn't tell time!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shut up, nerd.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So he had his mixtape in his pocket.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Father to two daughters, 1 and 4. They are growing up way too fast. It's like they were just my newborns moments ago.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HP Lovecraftian stuff is what that is. H' epgoka mguh'e ngnah ymg''ll ah mgepmggoka.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

find the Wizard and get his help with an ancient, flying, Kraken spellcaster who was trying to become a god. Good times.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

, as far as anyone could figure, somewhere over the Easten Ocean so he could study Kraken. It worked and led into another adventure to

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

adventure, since they were still in the same city. I quickly said a wizard had converted it to a flying castle as a home and it was

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I actually did something similar, but it was an ornate castle in the past. I forgot about it, players brought it up after the time travel

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who is she?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I'd be like "Hair toss, check ya nails, how you feelin' baby?" and hoped she feel good as hell and join the team.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I got kicked out of larp because all I had was a t-shirt on and a claw hammer. Judgmental pricks! I'll show them! THEY ARE THE CRAZY ONES!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Shop smart *snap snap*. Shop S-Mart! *snap snap*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He didn't die, he was just demolished by Warren.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Any proof of this? I just did a quick search and didn't find anything. I could be wrong, but everyone I've ever met just saw them as glasses

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They are: eight83three

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0