IsolatedAsshole

267053 pts ยท March 18, 2020


Tell me your best tattoo story.

My last girlfriend would've been wasted on 3 margaritas, so no leg spreading that night (drunkenness isn't consent).

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As someone who goes out to live their life without the expectation of just finding love I can assure you it doesn't work that way

2 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 1

I've worked for a state's major political party and I cannot even begin the imagine the logistical nightmare of trying to get a candidate's name off of the ballot this late into an election year. Pour one out for all the poor staffers who have to manage that.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

We've seen this one before. Get some new material, Germany!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Dude was wearing ear protection, it was just small enough to fit in his ears.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And he was better looking...... Just sayin'

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's what the kids like! It must be cool!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably. It's not gay if it's Trump... I guess?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly I'm shocked just how far that one breached containment.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imagine wasting your life doing this.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As we said growing up in the Mid-Atlantic, the north is good but not nice while the south is nice but not good.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Honestly this would probably unironically work on me.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You won't catch me next time, Human!!!!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember the rule, if you willfully choose not to vote because you're a stubborn know-it-all jackass then we get to blame you for every bad thing that happens over the next 4 years. No backsies.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I'm just here for the Vaporeon memes.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First they came for the water types and I did not speak up for I was not a water type...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now I'm sure this is someone's very particular fetish...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've noticed that people with the worst music etiquette (loud neighbors, gym streamers, bus djs, etc.) always play the worst music. It's almost like lacking self-awareness and terrible tastes go hand in hand.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Haha no worries it went over my head anyway. If anything I am a pale hermit who could use more sunshine.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like you've had a very specific encounter at self checkout. Can't say that relates to what I have at my local grocery store. Mostly high school kids who are pretty chill for me.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a face that says he knows he's not getting paid for this bullshit.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know the details beyond them being at the NY courthouse and the man on the right being Trump's lawyer. Clearly he's having a great day.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I used to work in grocery. When we got self checkout installed it didn't replace employees. One cashier was up there to help customers, make sure no one was stealing, and to screen people buying alcohol. Meanwhile the other cashiers just worked elsewhere in the store (some stocked product, some collected carts, etc.). I legit don't get the hate.

2 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 9

For real. What's the point of a society if we're not trying to make it better than we found it? I want the younger generations to have it easier than I do.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As far as I'm concerned, the rich transcend generational titles to create their own, aloof subclass of humanity.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Years ago I saw a show where an actor tipped a champagne bottle and champagne made of light poured out of the bottle and into the glass of a projected person next to him. The still, accuracy, and timing of that actor, light designer, and lightboard op is unreal.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glad to hear you made it through, OP. Also, damn, I didn't realize coke was THAT expensive.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0