ItsCaptain0bvious

295137 pts ยท April 16, 2012


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#36 God dammit, I've been got.

9 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you told me a decade ago that the best thing that can happen to our planet would be Kim pressing the fucking button, I'd call you crazy. Now I'm secretly hoping.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The ring cannot be destroyed by any craft that we here possess, Mr Anderson...

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It's just a depiction of our... oooooh you almost got me there! :)

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The 5th bridesmaid couldn't make it

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Hiring quotas!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My dreams

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#43 It's what it's.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His name is Tom the mime, there are tons of videos of him on Youtube, some really funny improv crowd work.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pretty good use of the shared orange brain cell, if you ask me.

1 month ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. King Zehn is on a mission (to get suffocated by big black booty)

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always laugh at the lady saying "oh my gawd!" behind the camera man.

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Excuse me, I am new to this: is this what people call "who needs big boobs with an ass like this"?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This "girl" is 45 years young. She is super talented and funny, plus she is blessed/cursed to always look like a teenager. She also kicked (lung) cancer's ass a couple of years ago, she's a fking warrior!

1 month ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

#37 OMFG I gave tears in my eyes

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Halfway through the video and with no sign of "momma to the rescue", I was starting to wonder if it was going to be the fox's momma coming to the rescue of its terrible hunter baby

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Come on, junior, come and meet my servant. You'll be getting your own soon."

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The gif underneath #11 is not a gif, it's actually a mirror (at least this is what happened to me when I scrolled)

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But first: toddler meltdown.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm a gay black man.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gorgeous human beings!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The iCarly boy is 49? W.T.F.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The best thing about this is not just that the doggo didn't notice anything, but the fact that it won't be stressed when it has to go to the vet in the future. If anything, it might even get excited!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The crossover we never wanted. In fact, I've been trying to forget both of those things, damn you!

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And this started decades ago. Today's topic is "Brain aneurysm treatment" and all 3 of our guests, a brain surgeon with 35 years of experience, an Evangelical pastor, and a healing stone expert, will each get 10 minutes of airtime.

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Not enough padding. Not enough TV breaks. Otherwise the infrastructure and audience are already there.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1