Merry Christmas!
...
That's just prime.
She's just bernin' the midnight oil.
I've heard there's even videos of it on the dark net.
Happy dog day!
It's this the kind of thing you people want for Thigh High Thursday?
Some of these headlines are just getting ridiculous.
Adorable mutt tax: paid.
Happy Pi Day!
When you think you've found your favorite rock. But, then you see an otter one.
My "office".
My wife's a cheater.
I bet Big TP is already planning next year's outbreak.
"Alexa, add whipped cream to the shopping list."
When you run out of wrapping supplies... and time.
Sometimes I like to make my wife breakfast in bed when I have a day off.
MRW the post office announces a voluntary quarantine for employees who have been in any Corona affected areas.
Groovy.
Quick pick-me-up.
I hope they use this slogan in their radio ads!
Happy dog day!
She's not allowed on the bed at grandma's house.
I made a thing!
"So is that kinda like fudge ripple?"
America's got talent
Picked up some chicks today...
Kid nailed it.
...melts in your mouth!
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk...
Happy Pi Day!
That's not the only thing getting double stuffed at the family reunion.
Why, yes. Yes it is.
Merry Christmas!
Can you hear me meow?!
Game of Thrones as explained by someone who doesn't know the characters.
Working on more crate displays today.
Bumblebee, NOOOO!
mfw I check on a comment I made only to find the post deleted.
Give the pixel comments a break.
"Organ" Trail
Still like my truck better. But it's a nice change of pace.
Winter can be a cold bitch, but she sure is pretty.
I don't think she got the joke.
My project for today.
Started this morning out with a bang!.. Literally.
Kari Byron mowing down zombies.
Poor Oj. Can't catch a break.
@sarah zombie slayer.
So, is that still considered "dry" cleaning?
Nostalgic Lego Dump: Jumping on the latest bandwagon, mixed with the last one.
MRW the boss skips over me during her morning evaluations.
Birthday Strippers!
Can we make this the default?