I'm terrible at making mixed drinks
Mrw I realise the Rick and Morty season 3 premier on Adult Swim wasn't an April fools joke
My free bottle of honey arrived today! Thanks @berbison. Can't wait to try it in my tea tonight!
my fiancé ordered needles from amazon. they sent them in this huge box. banana for scale
Don't tell me what to do, clothes tag...
I made a sandwich the other day, and the mustard came out like a fancy "M". I am easily amused.