New uniform tapes came in
MRW I'm told I need to go outside and be around people
Everything in Australia is trying to kill you
Trying to fit in
No disrespect, but whenever I see this...
Definitely going to be this kind of parent
Give your post a title
Boundaries, Deadpool, Boundaries!
living the dream, man
You're an asshole Kevin
MFW I fart and I'm trying to play it off
When you find out you aren't the father
Insert title here
Having one of those days, man.
MRW my 13 year old female cousin posted a group photo of their friends with the caption "Purge Party!"
A screenshot from The Simpsons and Family Guy cross-over
Just another day at work
My attempt at sexy
Spirit animal level: Mrs. Chanandler Bong
Ah yes, the banana. A criminal's natural enemy.
I, for one, welcome our cow overlords
Hannibal reference
I was awesome at writing reports as a kid
Sure! It's funny when Tracy Morgan does it. I do it and it's all "This is a Senior Living Home, please leave"
you bite my daughter? that's a stabbin'
You're damn right it does
Wax on, Wax off
Group projects, 'nuff said
Mind blown: Disney edition
Prom season is upon us!
Me attempting to flirt
MRW when my SO asks, "what are you thinking?"
I'm that guy
Whenever my bitchy sister starts talking
Seems legit
End of the work day!
Ain't nobody got time for that
One of my good friends is Chinese; his Dad literally said this to him. It was the funniest shit I have ever seen.
MFW my SO points out something I fucked up
Future job/retirement
Spirit animal: This kid
My BIL and sister need this book; my nephew is truly a self-entitled asshole
I doubt I have the only racist grandma
The Cheerleader Effect; it's a thing
SO: "What did you do today?" ME: "I went to the gym"
who here feels personally victimized by regina george?
asshole vs. douchebag
Game show: "Find the chair"
This chick is FB "friends" w/ my SO
Oh yes...definitely
They grow up so fast!
Apparently sending this to one's SO with "sexy time" as the headline is bad