If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid
For those who say cats don't obey physics, I present Jackson
Hold it together, don't creep her out
Today's my cake day, and Dudley doesn't give a shit
Paint me like one of your French poodles
So you wanna make your grandma's buttermilk biscuits
I was afraid they wouldn't get along
Well it worked 2 weeks ago!
Yesterday, Jackson found out what a water hose is
So you wanna make grandma's sausage gravy
Apparently, I'm Roscoe's daddy too, now
I accidentally took a picture of a pet products commercial
Today's yumminess, pepperjackolone on whole wheat. Marked mature for food porn