746 pts ยท April 20, 2017
Hey.daxton for anyone curious.
#1 Now let's see those pants pulled down.
Be pretty easy to bribe this judge and go free.
Needs sound.
Do the eyes glow at night?
Sounds like amateur numbers to me.
This was a triumph.I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.Aperture ScienceWe do what we mustbecause we can.For the good of all of us.Except the ones who are dead.
Well, guess I'll just die now.
Cat burglar caught on cam.
Ian Hurt?
Being a cat is also a significant contributing factor to the cat strangeness.
So, she dead?
It's a trap!
This is usually how my body feels when I wake up in the morning. And unlike cats, I'm not a liquid or have rubber bones.
Tailgating that tail.
Unless there's a lion in front of the car filming...
General Catnobi. You are a bold one.
Huge kitty? Tiny woman? Both?
Better to ask for forgiveness than permission. Not that kitty would apologize since kitty did nothing wrong.
Just like his arm, now that he's lost his hand.
Did Sir Alexander Dane fuck a ghost also?
I guess the other categories were tik tok, instragram and celebrity / internet celebrity related?
Looks like a black cat that's wearing the fur of another animal.
Why else would they be on the shelf, if not for kitty to knock them off?
Nothing is immune to being knocked off of shelves by cats. This could be considered preemptive damage.
If you didn't want to get bit by a cat, why are you made of meat?
What would you suggest velcroing the cat to?
The age old question; which came first, the chicken or the cat?
Hey.daxton for anyone curious.
#1 Now let's see those pants pulled down.
Be pretty easy to bribe this judge and go free.
Needs sound.
Do the eyes glow at night?
Sounds like amateur numbers to me.
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
Well, guess I'll just die now.
Cat burglar caught on cam.
Ian Hurt?
Being a cat is also a significant contributing factor to the cat strangeness.
So, she dead?
It's a trap!
This is usually how my body feels when I wake up in the morning. And unlike cats, I'm not a liquid or have rubber bones.
Tailgating that tail.
Unless there's a lion in front of the car filming...
General Catnobi. You are a bold one.
Huge kitty? Tiny woman? Both?
Better to ask for forgiveness than permission. Not that kitty would apologize since kitty did nothing wrong.
Just like his arm, now that he's lost his hand.
Did Sir Alexander Dane fuck a ghost also?
I guess the other categories were tik tok, instragram and celebrity / internet celebrity related?
Looks like a black cat that's wearing the fur of another animal.
Why else would they be on the shelf, if not for kitty to knock them off?
Nothing is immune to being knocked off of shelves by cats. This could be considered preemptive damage.
If you didn't want to get bit by a cat, why are you made of meat?
What would you suggest velcroing the cat to?
The age old question; which came first, the chicken or the cat?