Jammersix

293 pts ยท August 13, 2018


Trophy Husband

Jesus Christ. Whoever that chick is, I want to meet her.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When he gets older, he will realize that the proper tool for splitting any wood is a checkbook, not anything with a handle.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Favorite dish in a favorite Pho restaurant.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can make a (weak, arms-length) case based on standard use-of-force policies for one and two, three depends on whether or not he was ordered from the scene by a superior, but there will never be a valid excuse for lying about law enforcement work. The whole social construct of law enforcement is based on the assumption that law enforcement doesn't lie.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her throat is blinking.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She has beautiful eyes.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She'd be a slam-dunk ten if she didn't smoke.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

oh, it's physical.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reading only one side of the ledger is an amateur's mistake.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buy more books. Good books.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do not understand the whole latex thing, and I have a question. Doesn't it make the woman smell funny? How does this lead to sex?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's about hooters, lace and beer, man.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just realized there's a mirror. Now I have to watch it fourteen more times.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Orcas live in salt water. Water that falls from the sky is fresh water.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ammunition terrifies you?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Step one: be born strong, lithe and drop-dead beautiful. Step two: practice. Step three: repeat step two.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, of course. Those of us on the right are a hell of a lot more dangerous than anyone on the left.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 36

Spray the whole house with gasoline and set it on fire.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

They all left. Most of them made a big deal about it, they posted middle finger posts to the man before they left. (I don't actually believe most of them left, but several of them don't post anymore, and the women here are prettier for it.)

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Those are the fastest growing cats I've ever seen...

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean you've heard our emergency signal this whole time, and you left us locked in here?!

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The goal is simply to get it there until the first trebuchet shows up. Then the goal changes.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She couldn't hit the props from there even if she tried. If she could, the boat is poorly designed.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When you build tier one, big biceps are a side effect.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're confused about the definition of "killing".

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She smokes.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was dirt in his hole.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not what he said.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Little puppy!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Couldn't stand him. Arrogant asshat with basic facts wrong.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6