I think my dog is broken
When your apartment ceilings are unusually low, you make due with an unconventional Christmas tree
He's a good boy.
Can we take a second to appreciate this amazing show?
You know you're onto something when you're RTed by The Onion.
Is... is this gay sex..?
Did anyone else find the eyes in Rick & Morty unsettling?
Is it me, or is this the dumbest shirt. I hope no one actually buys these.
Doing your walkies outside means treats.
I forgot the flash was on...
The Wonderful Busey of Oz
Look at them jelly beans
There's a spaceship on my pretzel roll.
I nearly blue myself when I found this at Value Village.
Mysterious Coin
That's about how I remember it! Right down to the abnormal drug trafficking.
Harriet Pupman
Discovered a box way in the back of a cupboard at my store and turns out it was buried treasure.
Cutest cat I've met. Codename: Zeus.