JetHed

617 pts ยท December 25, 2012


"Do you mean to tell me you could've taken your hand outta that glass AT ANY TIME?!?!"
"Not at anytime, only when it was funny!!!"

28 minutes ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Her Aunt is Nancy Cartwright, Bart Simpson's voice, though.

1 day ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That thing is mostly fur and static electricity.

2 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This isn't really art. It's a big warning sign. They will steal food literally out of your hands around that area.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's got her 50 year pin. Started when she was 5. This checks out.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

First person: "Err... mine's the bottom one."

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's the hamster running on the inside of the wheel that makes the turbine spin round.

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Nice cock.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dogs pet gay bees

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pizzamatics

4 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The look of glee on Stephen's face is... precious...

1 month ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

"Do, do, do, the Funky Gibbon"

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yep!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That poor ground. Been through of much.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Does anyone remember the crayon making video and song. That one's always stuck in my head.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but 2002 was only 4 years ago!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I feel trapped like a moth in a bath!"

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

"You now have two worrying thoughts."

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

the lint filter is just a cat-sized furball.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Pick a bar"? What the hell is "Pick a bar"?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What the hell are Regionals?

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Plastic Bag was made..."

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just pull out more slack. Slong slack.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is one content kitty. He's happy to chat when you chat with him. My kitty does the same thing.

3 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

proof birbs aren't real and are really drones.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You've got something on the side of your mouth, Al. No, no. The other side.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They came and they went.

3 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#1 Clothes are dry.

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"I learnt all I could from this maths text book"
*Throws it into fire*

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0