JoeT85

127321 pts ยท September 13, 2014


I'm why you can't have nice things.

and eye for an eye, so to speak

28 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

first of all, it's Mewseum and I think Kitteh is having a "Cameron Frye" moment.

7 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#2 [record scratch] Narrator: "It was at that moment, that he knew he fucked up"

7 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my guess is that he's got some sort of obsessive crush on the daughter and he's finally convinced himself to do something about it.

7 hours ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

When my dad retired, I came in from out of town and snuck in to his party and just walked up to the group he was talking with and just sorta stood there until he realized it was me. That was a fun moment. Then my mom ambushed me, that was funny too.

21 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you remade Animal House he'd be Neidermeyer

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was hoping to see someone inside

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

200 mil will be seen as a loss. Insurance will cover it and the loss will be taken as a tax write off.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Dosnt seem that way, so no.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Marking for later

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

but I need it to be true

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

he's a lifer on the registry. he should be findable for life.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I looked at his house on google maps and I'm a bit surprised to see it's not graffitied like Ray Finkle's parent place.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

as is, not returns, no parts... Damn, she hit the whole village with that

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

for some reason I think library guy is a chatter box and wants to tell me about the things he loves. I'll buy him a coffee.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For science

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

when I was a kid I played hokey with a kid that didn't wear a cup. He learned a hard lesson.

6 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Season 2 took a couple episodes to get it's feet, but it worked

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

none of the Ted characters would work solo, but it's such a good mix. Matty is hilarious for all the wrong reasons.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doggo support is very valuable, if nothing else, from a morale standpoint.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13 everyone has that 1 friend. Either you have him or you are him. That's a good thing.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if that's the best you can do, that's whatcha got

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

for the same reason you can get dino chicken nuggies.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they say every snoot is unique, but I'm starting to see a problem with trying to gather bear note prints.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's most likely a cop, but that could be Ryan Styles.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

RayGun got to the Olympics and is the wrong kind of famous. Might have to disagree with ya

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

for all the years I've known about twerking, I've never seen a guy give it a shot. That's probably for the best.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didnt see a dog, just an oddly shaped pillow.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He'll be thinking about 5his all week long too

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i'm trying wrap my head around this and i'm just gonna say, it's gonna take a minute

1 week ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0