JrCritter

2147 pts ยท March 16, 2016


This mushroom looks like sprayfoam

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Beating the plagiarism checker be like...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The universe is reminding you its mimosa time

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a freshly potty trained toddler, where do I get one???

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like a sack of marbles

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm screwed

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do. All the time. He gets on his bed, the cats lay down with him, he ends up of the bed again somehow.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This doesn't support flat earth theory so it must be propaganda to counter the god-scrotum truth.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My brother and I had some, they make great ninja weapons and they hurt even if they don't break. I understand why they're banned.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I might try this. I have to chase my son back to bed for hours after I lay him down. I was about to get some Benadryl.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She was unconscious, he was caught in the act, how was it not rape?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't forget he only served 3 months.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Traitor

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The speed just makes it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stick to lurking

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bring in ON!!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You should ask how to size your text.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not a 'Medical necessity' they may cover the ultrasound but definitely not the printing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sneaky sneaky.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had wrinkles on my hands, but that's what botox is for! Any way check out my manicure.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blasphemy

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is not the best in looking for...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What are "nasty 70's recipes?"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

or kids. Toddlers are just as bad.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That looked like octopus tenticles

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't know this existed

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ejecto seato, cuz.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Without that caption, I never would have noticed.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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