Jumpkickasaurus

413 pts ยท September 18, 2015


Well, Trump did unconditionally surrender to Iran everything they want...

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Might as well as why was Bones on the Enterprise.Gosling was the science expert. They had an astronaut leading the mission to fly the ship. They wanted an extra nerd who was experienced with what might be needed and could genetically survive the trip.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Might as well as why was Bones on the Enterprise.Gosling was the science expert. They had an astronaut leading the mission to fly the ship. They wanted an extra nerd who was experienced with what might be needed and could genetically survive the trip.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET?"

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Obama was not neoliberal.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Emo Philips would like to have a word...

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why does he look like Satan from the movie Constantine?

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brock Samson does not have this issue.

8 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

There should be a wall with razor wire on the path to the left. MAGA will never admit they were wrong without a huge struggle.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And I was like, "That log had a child!".

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My retirement wind!

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That would be super fun race to be a part of and watch on the sidelines. I've never seen an Olympian perform live, so anyone in attendance would have got to see something that at best they could have from their seat at a stadium. She could have done 50% effort and jogged to win this, but she went all out.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn it, Ramirez!

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice. If I ever find myself trapped in the year 1908, I'll know how to secure one of those newfangled rubber hoses to the new plumbing fixtures that are going into all the houses.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Because he puts an addictive chemical into his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly!"

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And, as their opponent, they chose to take on, the entire world!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Shaka, when the walls fell.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The horn plays La Cucaracha instead of Dixie.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's Lawyer Cat! He must have a big case coming up.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I, for one, am for the jobs the giant meteor will provide once it hits.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Groundskeeper Willie: My retirement springs!

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For a minute, I thought they were gonna start scooping them up and putting them into a beehive.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wonder if this is why the media is making excuses. Maybe the reporters have been told if you say this was (obviously) a Nazi salute, Musk will come down on all of us and you will be fired.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is why I use the Trace Buster Buster Buster for my car.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You guys defeated Jesus the Conquerer?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seems a bunch of you want two Republican Senators in Pennsylvania. I don't. Rather have Fetterman say what he needs to in order to get reelected but vote and caucus with the Democrats.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fetterman is doing exactly what he needs to in order to get reelected in a swing state.. Pennsylvania just elected a republican as the other Senator. While it might feel good for him so say how stupid this idea is, he needs to appeal to right wing voters.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 12

At least California will be able to get federal aid for this. If this happened two weeks from now, Trump would blame them for not raking the leaves.

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

The Polo Shirt Gang got busted, and their dog was mellow enough that the police let it lie down next to them during the arrest. These must have been Brick Top level of criminals.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0