My 13th Favorite
The future is now!
Got to see SpaceX launch during my morning walk. I live about 2-3 hours away.
MRW someone says they will talk to me tomorrow after I tell them I live in the path of the hurricane
When I realize I didn't miss the fun today!
Those Millennials are at it again dagnabit!
My puppers
My wife asked me how much of the left over pizza I want
MRW my son says he wants to name a black kitten Martin Luther King Jr
Seems like an instructional video
I never noticed this before until today. Thought I would share. Enjoy
#12. Happy Birthday Imgur.
MRW waking up and seeing what day it is
MRW a co-worker tells us that we can see a porn being filmed in an office across the atrium and we can see it through the windows.
MRW Someone asks me if I remember the California Raisins
How I imagine usersub must feel today
This is Buster. He is 12 yrs old and lost all but one tooth, which is why his tongue sticks out the side.
To my fellow Floridians
How we all thought it would be when the safe was opened...
How many must feel about usersub today.
Changed from Blue to Red
MRW my friend tells me a good idea of exactly what to do with my Batman costume in front of my neighbors sprinkler at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month
When that sculpture you find is just right.
Should I let him in?
Hey we can play Pokemon together!
I told my wife the deer were eating all her birdseed. She didn't believe me. I now have proof!
It's my Cake Day BAAAAAAAAAAMMM!
I really want to know the story behind this....
The dance I do inside my head when my wife rubs my leg and says lets go to bed early
I don't want to spoil who wins, but I bet it is Deadpool
Told my son he had played enough Super Mario Bros. Wii, so he went to his room and made his own version to play
MRW my friend asks if I want his Batman costume and I know exactly what to do with it at 3:32am on the third Tuesday of the month.
MRW I take my male dog to the boarding house and all the other dogs are female
Sorry, I really tried to open this but it was too secured.....
Moved from Cleveland to Orlando and locals complain it's cold outside
Cleavland is ready for St. Paddy's Day
The struggle is real when working from home
Apparently its my cake day
Please pay attention while driving.
Friends called bullshit on HL3, I posted this.
Pumpkinception
Oh you want this back? Ok Here........
The Magical Mask
Trailer Park Boys
Well.....there's always porn
I go to purchase some cheap pajamas for my son that in a year he will outgrow
Artwork my sister-in-law did. She doesn't think she it is good enough, so we hung it in our living room.
On My Way
Dad Science
Glad this year is 2 months from being over!
We still got it......
A new kind of security guard
Fight to the Finish!
I am finally off work and able to log in today and I see this!
How I think I look when I am running at the gym
What my wife does when the alarm goes off
Me avoiding my wife's dad when she was 15 and I was 17 and we started dating
I took a number and waited in line to replace my license