Kalamain

78264 pts · January 2, 2015


Hey folks. Not sure what to say here. What do you want to know? I'm just older than the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything. My knees hurt and I don't have much hair any more. Damn you genetics! My inbox is open. I will talk to anyone about anything except sport... Because sport is boring as fuck. I'm a good listener and I don't judge. I like gardening and being sarcastic. I'm a gabby bastard who isn't afraid to... Holy shit, are you still reading this? Why are you still reading this? You sad bastard. Why don't you go to Pornhub and look at something better than my bio? I promise you there will be nudes.

Coming in to land.

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Honey bees.

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Being happy...

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I did a thing!

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My Secret Santa (2018) arrived!

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The boredom continues.

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Nostalgia: The Black Hole (Film)

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Am I fickle?

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A little British nostalgia for you. The Adventure Game!

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Merry Christmas!

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This is obviously for HER!

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Our cats

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Paige?

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Nostalgia: Starfleet: X-Bomber

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Happy Turkey Day!

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Our baby floof is stupid.

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Yucca flower spike

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It's a real head scratcher...

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Clean your indoor plants!

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I hear we like bees?!

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My Succulent is flowering!

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This title is witty, by order.

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Cat day!

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Why do I suck at languages?

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Cancer Sucks

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Wait, what?

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What Is This?

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Our cat, Isis.

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Finally made my Christmas cake! 

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Cakeday? Cakeday!

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I am a geek, apparently

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Truth Time...

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Sad person is sad

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The Paper Birch.

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I live with a bunch of animals.

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