Clown car full of moody bitches
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My kid broke his wrist, so I made this for him
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Would you like mold with that?
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Did someone say snow?
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My son went as Sans from Undertale
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Pumpkin spice has gone too far
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For those of us in America, set your clocks ahead 1 hour!
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4. Itchy. Tasty.
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Hey Humans!
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There's a zombie on your lawn!
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Everyone that comes here on July 30
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I didn't want to go outside anyway...
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Welcome to Minnesota
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Damn Ice Age all over again...
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Why I wear glasses in the shower
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They tend to lurk in the shadows, but these babies are at my local Walmart... and they are delicious.
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Good luck, UserSub
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I'm the most social person I know.
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You want fireworks? I'll show you fireworks!
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Added bonus: Discount Valentine's cakes make an awesome birthday cake for my son.
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Every time, without fail when I'm deathly ill.
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Drove past one of the lakes in town. Saw these, had to stop and take pictures.
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I understood all of this... maybe I've been here too long.
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Might help someone out, but press [ to...
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New Year's Eve, 1998
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Ah, to be young and not understand....
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When your phone rings, and its your kid's school calling.
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I thought it was pretty... cool.... current wind speeds throughout the United States
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So I had to get new plates for my van today...
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Am I doing it wrong? I can't be the only one... right?
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Its almost like it is trying to console me for the cold... like "Spring will be here soon" or something.
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Apparently our dialect and mannerisms are very complex.
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I will most likely wake up in a pool of my own blood tomorrow for this... but Merry Christmas!
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Sorry, still not sorry.
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I broke it...
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Oreo Salad ~ Prepare your pancreas
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MRW I get a call from my boss and she says "I did a baaad thing!"
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MRW my 6 year old son tells me he wants to be a cheerleader so he can pick up girls.
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I'd say little miss Trillian is proper as well... sometimes.
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Adenoidectomy on Wednesday, 5 days off work. Definitely watching all of these and more.
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An alternative reminder for today?
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Corn Cobs : FOR THE LOVE OF JEBUS KEEP THEM AWAY FROM YOUR DOG
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Figured someone around here might need this for reasons.
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My son has a bad case of the pukies. My grandfather reminded me of this. It usually does the trick, but fingers crossed!
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Penelope says Hi! - From Foster Dad John's Livestream
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Oh Pearl...
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For you, mrkittles145! And the ants.
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Not sure why I agreed to play this with my boyfriend... good god, I'm going to be terrified
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Hello Late Night, my old friend... I've come to dread you once again...
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One of the greatest office pranks I've seen
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86% of cat owners don't even know they've experienced these thought patterns... until now.
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After surviving another Gray Thursday/Black Friday, this is an accurate interpretation on how things went.
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It is almost terrifying how well I can relate to Anxiety Cat.
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