KentCStrait

1024 pts ยท June 13, 2013


800 thousand dollars a year in royalities just from that song

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if X-men and Avengers were in the same universe, how would Age of Ultron be longer than 5 minutes with magneto around?

6 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 3

In 7 years as a therapist, I've not had a single client that had depression for no reason. I'm not saying that it can't happen though

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the tear-gased dog made me really sad :'(

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too bad you're not her brother :/

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Can you teach me that the stove is hot?" *AAHHH!* "No Homer musn't touch" AHHH! "Alright, nap time" - "but I'm not t-i-ired"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The fact that men can wake up with a boner should be enough to disprove that point. It also happens that the rapists inserts something else

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The only reason you use another search engine than google is if your addon changed your chrome settings.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

In Europe we are more interested in the The Shiva Bowl

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yepp, like 80% discount on steam! :)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm almost 27 and when I buy alcohol I always make this guilty looking face, like I shouldn't be allowed to do this.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

got it two weeks ago! Best 5 euros I ever spent.

12 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

A StarCraft Ghost "Nuclear launch detected."

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As manly as this is, I predict that 94,4% of the people making this will do so to impress a less manly person! No? Hm, I'll show myself out.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think scumbag stacy would work equally fine for this situation. I may be cynical but I would have said: "I'm worth more than this kthxbye"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"There are no love stories like Romeo and Juliet anymore" - "It was with a 12 year old, it lasted for two days and everybody died."

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This did not just happen, but it's funny nontheless

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It appears that gingers do have souls! (I'm also Ginger, I can joke about it)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then you shouldn't reproduce, since it's a possibility.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The funniest thing would be if he did this to himself :-)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It hasn't snowed in Sweden either, this is the first sign of the apocalypse.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yo! Awards! BITCH!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Classic Brian.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Won the genetic lottery I see!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh fo sure. Fitness guys on youtube can get 100 thousand subs of 90% men calling them astethic.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You got Kavorka?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get:
Is miley cyrus pregnant
is macklemore gay
is mercury in restrograde
is miley cyrus still engaged?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cash, Bank, Touchdown, New Sports Car, Mindread, Instruments. Then I can have all the ladies anyway! :-)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I will link this next time a girl changes her relationship status to single on facebook.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a ginger, I make my MMO characthers gingers and call them Gingervitis. You can't insult my red hair, I love it! :-)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1