Kilgrave

5123 pts · June 30, 2014


Pick up that coffee. Throw it in your face.

The Stupendium slaps. North Pole Corporate Takeover lives rent free in my head.

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If Christmas is the exercise, Boxing Day is the massage after.

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As an Australian, this reads like playful banter between a couple, not anything actually toxic.

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The only people without a tan.

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Hiyooooooo

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Historians can confirm they’re very good friends who live together.

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The ancient mystic nation of No-Putins!

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Extra appropriate given the location.

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Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance is a wound that’s never going to heal. Hundreds of gorgeous, intricate puppets destroyed or sitting in a warehouse somewhere.

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The faster way would be “You know the last ten minutes of a game of monopoly?That, for your entire life.”

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It’s a completely different kind of flying!

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Jesus, at least Mr Burns was unaware Smithers was cheating for him…

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I happen to agree, but death of the author also applies. Alternative reads to the authors intent are equally valid, particularly when modern listeners aren’t given the backstory of the song.

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The Pope refused to adopt my new religion, so I imprisoned him and served him as the main course at a banquet. It’s a fun game.

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Eleven years! Not bad for a show about a war that lasted just over three. 1095 days of the war, 251 episodes of M*A*S*H. That’s roughly an episode for every 4 days of the war!

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Exactly. A benevolent dictator is still a dictator.

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Who’s the creepy guy peering out the doorway?

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“… but he’s a four star General. Why did he make us pay?”

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That’s better!

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Contributes nothing? There’s always time for Mancini!

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If anyone needs spare parts, it’s Dr Chilton!

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Right? And that shit is why they ended up with Voldemort. It’s like wizards spent all their energy hiding from muggles and not policing themselves!

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RICK ROCK N ROLL!

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