The Three Stooges
I tripped over the dog last Friday and fell down the stairs, breaking my tailbone. I still can't sit down but at least I can make fun of myself!
I have a secret!
I had my gall bladder removed today, I was super nervous so my bff sent me this. I still laugh every time I see it, no matter how much it hurts
My 4 year old told me last night that she's a Cleveland Browns fan.
I'm Poe obsessed and got to check eating here off my bucket list this week.
Lost 1.2 pounds this week after spending lots of time at the gym and eating healthy. Oh yeah!
Ayy, imgur!
I had to urge to run errands but remembered I'd taken my pain pill for my broken tailbone and can't drive..
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Asked my daughter if she wanted a Frozen or Thomas the Train themed birthday, she picked Thomas.
Husband just got called into work because one of his soldiers sent a dick pic to another soldiers wife...
I don't know what you guys want anymore so, here's my husband chasing our daughter on her 4-wheeler.
MRW I find Frozen toys/gifts with a sign that says '80% off lowest price'
We're leaving in the morning to pick up my husbands therapy dog, yay!!
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My little one is currently obsessed with Frozen..
Riiickkyyyy
Thanks to IBS, I shit myself on the way home, again..
I thought it'd be easy going back to school but, now that I'm taking 15 credit hours this semester while juggling a toddler and puppy I've realized I'm not so smart...
For the first time in years, I've gone a week without my stomach acting up!
My 2 year old has recently fallen in LOVE with Doctor Who and begs to watch it..
MRW my daughter brings me Spirited Away for our movie night.
My grandpa..
MRW
Just no..
He refuses to be left out of anything.
Amazing gifs
Four Rooms
Dance with me, Imgur! I got my college acceptance letter today and started watching Parks & Rec after seeing 9 billion Christ Pratt gifs...
Killer Klowns.
Peeing..
Just a typical Friday night.
MRW I submit something and it's instantly downvoted.
I figured it would get easier. I've got a loving husband, beautiful daughter but I also have a terrible void from having a miscarriage recently. It gets easier right?
Air is 'unhealthy' to breathe in and ash is falling form the sky. I'm starting to thing my town is turning into Silent Hill
Trying Ben Wa balls for the first time. My walking experience can be summed up like this.
I'm quite happy with my latest thrift store find.
My husband has perfected dad jokes, MRW he tells one.
I just started college, again. Husband is getting med-boarded, I have a toddler and no idea what the fuck I am doing with my life.
After having a miscarriage I fell into a deep depression, gained a ton of weight and was no fun to be around. I decided it's my turn to be happy again so I'm back to working out and just enrolled in school again!
My daughter has entered the terrible 2's, this gif is now my life.
Well, that's terrifying.
Who doesn't love cornbread.
Alaska
Shake it off.
Alfred.
Husband is gone for work again, pull into my driveway tonight to find a teenager lighting stuff on fire in the driveway...
Bill, Bill, Bill..
MRW our new neighbor comes over to say hi and our puppy pees on his leg.
Can you quack, Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Earlier this week, I found out I was pregnant. I just got home from the ER and being told that I'm miscarrying the baby. Husband is gone for work and I feel so fucking alone.
I didn't want to have a miscarriage, I wanted to be a mom again. Sometimes life isn't fair..
Not award winning but, flipping delicious.