The US governments stance on drugs
-7
47
325
When a cop suspects someone of shoplifting 2 chicken tenders
-2
2
112
Peeing your pants has never been so heroic
5
4
222
Hey you
7
5
279
When you hit the company party dance floor
2
2
248
I need money to move to Texas, so looking to sell these 1st edition Charizards (nearly mint)
-2
0
182
Planning how I was gonna get back at the recess teacher in 2nd grade
2
0
212
Walking through the rest of 2020
5
0
139
Member the 90’s
15
6
499
Me at work when someone asks if I “checked my email over Labor Day”
19
2
647
What you lookin at
5
0
294
When winter finally hits
2
0
206
When you get your VR headset and your character in the video game is the Step Brother
10
1
343
When I’m talking to my coworker about The Joker and the guy we don’t like comes up to us and asks us what we’re talking about
11
3
574
Playing COD like
56
4
2331
Me, only 7 days into September
12
5
619
Shackers be like
2
0
268
Top Comment....
4
3
187
When the girl from the gas station swallows your load
0
0
155
My cat
14
3
493
When your playing fantasy football and your first round pick gets injured week one of the NFL
15
1
958
How you look trying to fight the bouncer
2
3
198
When you buy shots at the bar and don’t want to share with anyone
-4
0
116
Kirby when he gets Buffed
-1
0
106
Holding on to your last day of Labor Day weekend like
40
8
1504
Your kid making fun of you for the weak ass spanking
-2
0
167
Squirtle The Squirrel Turtle
21
1
731
When I try to get to front page
7
5
445
To everyone starting this work week with a hangover
22
1
1016
Anytime you see your kitten do something cute and you need to share loves immeowdeatly
10
0
455
PoopScoop onto my ToothBrush
6
0
339
Telling my mom who stole my ice cream
-2
0
105
Come to the dark side
21
3
945
It was at this moment that pikachu knew he was fucked
5
3
471
Me: creates poorly thought out post. Everyone: downvoted. Me:
7
1
348
The face your buddy makes when he’s scared on acid
1
0
167
Your friends when you hit 30
20
11
794
When you’re a college professor and the hot blonde girl gets a 69% on your test
19
2
899
How you casually run by your fat friend when they try to beat you in a race
-2
0
108
When you beat someone in smash ultimate
1
0
180
When you give your kid the birds and the bees talk
8
4
474
Cheating on me :(
9
1
485
When you leave work and get to go home to see your puppy
49
5
2221