Kitty101

34047 pts ยท November 13, 2014


Volunteer firefighter I'd like to take this moment to reflect on all of my bad experiences with birds. When I was 11, I was volunteering at the Calgary zoo. They let the peacocks run around, because they're generally harmless. It was earth day, and we were picking up trash. This flamboyant dingus decided it was going to assert its dominance over all 70lbs of me by chasing me into the men's bathroom. When I was 12, I went on a picnic at the river with my family. I'll start off by saying that Candadian geese are total assholes. I gave one bird a French fry, then the entire flock proceded to chase me down the river bank. My 140 lb dog, and my entire family, watched, dog wagging his tail. Useless mammals. 15, I was looking at the stars. I decided to pop my head out of my friends sunroof, while he was driving slowly. An owl must have thought my hair looked tasty, because he swooped at my head. Age 9-present: all birds at pet stores either poop on me or bite my fingers. Also, parrots like nomming on my ears. Mm. Over Christmas vacation, this past year, I went back to the Calgary zoo. Behold, standing in front of the washrooms was a peacock! Probably the same one from 6 years before. He was nicer this time, and let me into the bathroom. Gave me a nasty ass look though. Thanks for reading. These have been my poor encounters with birds.

Just some plant memes

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So my towns elementary/middle schools fields are flooded

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Moose x-ing

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Lil birb I found in a tree today

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Cat pictures that make me laugh

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"How would you describe your sense of humour?" Me:

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My cat gets really excited about her string..

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Here's a few of the things my boyfriend has said in his sleep.

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*Cough cough *

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Got to feed this handsome guy some corn

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Red dead redemption came out today

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Went to Mexico. Found Coatis. Fed Coatis. The end.

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Accurate

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I know potatoes have eyes but this is a bit ridiculous

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Some of the photogenic animals at the Kangaroo creek farm in BC!

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Welcome to Alberta.

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Wee bit cold out here, eh?

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Amber alert in Edmonton Alberta!!!!

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Happy piggies

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The new neighbour seem nice

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My nephew and my grandpa

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Enjoy my poorly photoshopped fancy sunbear

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I found the most attractive cpr dummy ever today..

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My friends cat really likes birbs

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Thoughts of dog

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Maple

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Pie

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Rant

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Happy puppy

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They love their costumes

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My aunts dog is super photogenic

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The stairs are mountains, and walks feel like marathons.. but he's still the best pup out there.

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Piper is not pleased with the snow

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Canadian jaws

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Made me laugh harder than I'd like to admit

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She's claimed my bed for her own

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She decided to forgive me after ignoring me for 3 hours... She was mad cause I left for four weeks...

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This creep was watching me shower

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My aunt dogs went to see santa...

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Saw these guys while I was driving yesterday... look at those smirks

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I don't even know how to caption this

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This is what he does when he wants my food

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I don't think I've ever even seen my cat blink

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He gets really hot in the summer, but decided to lay with me instead of in the shade.

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Some photos I took while doing structural protection in waterton AB today.

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Photogenic duck let me take his photo

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My friend took this photo today in mid eastern Alberta.. thought it was pretty sweet

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My favourite photo of my families dogs

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This is pie

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Moose in front of my and my neighbours house

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Hey Imgur, I'm asking you a favour!

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Heheueuaheuaheauehuaheu

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My mom sent me this photo and said "the cats are reading"... I didn't even notice the black one at first

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