KittyBitMe

26704 pts · February 28, 2016


I’m a nurse. I might wipe your ass at some point, so be nice to me!

He told me this immediately after farting his pants

Points 9
Comments 4
Views 814

The restraint

Points 49
Comments 23
Views 2458

That is the strangest cherry I’ve ever seen

Points 3
Comments 1
Views 599

Not my content but this is how my husband is. I’m very lucky.

Points 1041
Comments 117
Views 65717

Trump has the posture of Austin Powers on Mini Me’s shoulders

Points 60
Comments 9
Views 618

She must never be trusted.

Points 49
Comments 6
Views 2662

Bill Nye it is!

Points 36
Comments 4
Views 757

Bob’s Burgers is my comfort show.

Points 16
Comments 10
Views 576

For a moment she is peaceful

Points 36
Comments 1
Views 1116

Just tell me

Points 4
Comments 4
Views 662

Consistently the worst drivers on the road

Points 21
Comments 22
Views 618

Couple Goals

Points 31
Comments 6
Views 1295

You and me, Babs

Points 32
Comments 11
Views 2075

We’ve all been there

Points 12
Comments 7
Views 727

Had a religious experience this morning

Points 31
Comments 1
Views 1084

I couldn’t even finish the video

Points 12
Comments 5
Views 962

Droppin and droopin

Points 2
Comments 0
Views 122

Do you?

Points 3
Comments 4
Views 574

Not my OC

Points 2485
Comments 94
Views 89862

Here. Have some nostalgia!

Points 51
Comments 5
Views 1247

There was a grasshopper in our can of peas!

Points 420
Comments 153
Views 67972

Etsy treasure!

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Comments 27
Views 1705

I want answers

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Comments 3
Views 443

Oh, Rocky!

Points 86
Comments 10
Views 2672

Since everyone wants to talk about soul-crushing fictional deaths.

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Comments 171
Views 94072

From The Expanse

Points 33
Comments 13
Views 1469

Done

Points 0
Comments 0
Views 196

Such a good show

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 88

Stupid Covid

Points 32
Comments 6
Views 1179

Cats are jerks

Points 8
Comments 16
Views 677

Doodle

Points 7
Comments 3
Views 167

First we quarantines. Then we memes.

Points -3
Comments 3
Views 297

How long do I have to wait?!

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 56

When that special patient is getting wiley

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 702

Happy 29th, heathens.

Points 5
Comments 1
Views 113

FML dump

Points -3
Comments 1
Views 296

I loled

Points 31
Comments 4
Views 952

Oof

Points 43
Comments 13
Views 1647

*clap**clap*

Points 3
Comments 2
Views 298

Air puffed from my nose

Points 16
Comments 7
Views 1021

Or “you’re overreacting”

Points 3
Comments 6
Views 275

I made this years ago and nobody appreciated it

Points -2
Comments 2
Views 196

Stop it, ladies. Please.

Points 9
Comments 3
Views 508

The day my patients start wearing thong diapers is the day I find a new career

Points 26
Comments 7
Views 1191

I don’t care. Whatever you want.

Points 22
Comments 4
Views 1113

Mum Mum Mummy Lois Lois

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 143

(o )_(o ) ( o)_( o)

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 295

Best day of the nineties was when we got these barbies

Points 28
Comments 5
Views 1386

Who hurt him

Points 6
Comments 0
Views 308

Fair observation

Points 13
Comments 4
Views 547

It’s disgusting

Points 20
Comments 17
Views 942

My niece graduated puppy school today!

Points 26
Comments 4
Views 828

I’m onto you Parker

Points 39
Comments 6
Views 1456

My girls know

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 144

Ha!

Points 62
Comments 74
Views 1960

As a nurse, this is a terrifying thought

Points 24
Comments 26
Views 1228

Sneaky sneaky

Points 28
Comments 3
Views 1333
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