33184 pts · April 25, 2012
I'm handsy when I'm drunk. Who wants to hang out?
I stared at the zoom one for about 30 seconds too long 😅
Same
Big fan of the very polite alien.
That was my nickname in high school
It's been 200+ days since that dude died? It feels like yesterday and 14 years ago
Last I looked, she was remaking it but with Peter Dinklage as Charlie. Same story, just like, alternate universe Charlie Cale.
Jesus Christ. They don't even hear themselves.
My mom always told us to "act more sick" than we were when we went to the doctor so the trip would "be worth it". Note that we were on Tricare insurance so never had to pay a dime for any appointment but God forbid she be pulled away from The Price is Right and Days of Our Lives for a child home sick from school.
I told my mom I thought I was depressed in high school and she screamed at me about "what could you possibly have to be sad about?!" Oh, I don't know... being a teenager, my parents ignoring me since my twin sisters were born, fucking 9/11?! Never talked to her about mental health again.
So scrunglyyyy
Omg stopppp! His little hands!
Get that pulsating bullshit outta here 😅
That missing word is "check"
Again
Good.
Shatner blocked my husband on Twitter many years ago because he said Picard was a better captain. 😂
#2 is pretty awesome 😅 #3 was my nickname in high school
Learned this word from the Toni & Ryan podcast recently
Yep my first thought too
Wait what? Who are we buying oil from? I missed a step
#10 What game is that? I wanna check it out lol
#50 my mom made me a grapes costume for the first Halloween in a new town, 1994. So many older kids kept making Fruit of the Loom comments at me all night 😭
I knew what the joke was gonna be immediately but I still LoL'd
I need more and more and more blue States to prove this shit to the idiot fucks who live around the rest of us. Blue speck in a red state and I hate it here.
Ooof
Why was I so into this show at 9 years old?
#45 I was scrolling on mute and I knew EXACTLY what song was playing. 😂
Tell us you're a pedo without telling us
And it was so amazing
Damn that's lucky. I hope you can get out easily. 💙
I stared at the zoom one for about 30 seconds too long 😅
Same
Big fan of the very polite alien.
That was my nickname in high school
It's been 200+ days since that dude died? It feels like yesterday and 14 years ago
Last I looked, she was remaking it but with Peter Dinklage as Charlie. Same story, just like, alternate universe Charlie Cale.
Jesus Christ. They don't even hear themselves.
My mom always told us to "act more sick" than we were when we went to the doctor so the trip would "be worth it". Note that we were on Tricare insurance so never had to pay a dime for any appointment but God forbid she be pulled away from The Price is Right and Days of Our Lives for a child home sick from school.
I told my mom I thought I was depressed in high school and she screamed at me about "what could you possibly have to be sad about?!" Oh, I don't know... being a teenager, my parents ignoring me since my twin sisters were born, fucking 9/11?! Never talked to her about mental health again.
So scrunglyyyy
Omg stopppp! His little hands!
Get that pulsating bullshit outta here 😅
That missing word is "check"
Again
Good.
Shatner blocked my husband on Twitter many years ago because he said Picard was a better captain. 😂
#2 is pretty awesome 😅 #3 was my nickname in high school
Learned this word from the Toni & Ryan podcast recently
Yep my first thought too
Wait what? Who are we buying oil from? I missed a step
#10 What game is that? I wanna check it out lol
#50 my mom made me a grapes costume for the first Halloween in a new town, 1994. So many older kids kept making Fruit of the Loom comments at me all night 😭
I knew what the joke was gonna be immediately but I still LoL'd
I need more and more and more blue States to prove this shit to the idiot fucks who live around the rest of us. Blue speck in a red state and I hate it here.
Ooof
Why was I so into this show at 9 years old?
#45 I was scrolling on mute and I knew EXACTLY what song was playing. 😂
Tell us you're a pedo without telling us
And it was so amazing
Damn that's lucky. I hope you can get out easily. 💙