26999 pts · May 28, 2014
Be careful, she's a predator posing as a house pet.
Justifiable homicide
I’ve heard of smooth criminals but never construction workers
These mods are Skyrim are getting ridiculous
Frig off
Split rear window corvette *drool*
Rakkins, careful man they’ll eat your dope.
I suggest lube next time
Hopefully they have enough lifeboats this time
Lilith wasn’t impressed either.
Lemme send you my zuppa recipe
This gives me flashbacks of when my phone cord used to get tangled
In the Sylvia Plath, Tibetan Buddhist sense of the word we’re all dying.
He arriba when he should have andale
:( are you ok? Where are your manners? Obviously your momma never taught you to be nice or keep your mouth shut.
I think you’re going to need a bigger boat
King of The Who?!
My husband deletes his. He stays up way later than me and every morning poof no history. I should be concerned right?
Take some activated charcoal that poor woman is going through enough
Does anyone else ever wonder if neutered dogs get phantom ball itch or is it just me?
That’s using your melon
That game was the shit. Seriously why don’t they remake it, making your own track was the best
He requires food.
A 1943 wheat penny can be worth $80,000... I found a fake one once, talk about let down
They’ll never feel the shame of recording over something you shouldn’t have or the patience learned when waiting for a tape to rewind
Put a golf ball in there, slow that woofer down
Anything’s a dildo...
Ha ha ha ahhh wipeout
Beware beware the dragon born comes
Justifiable homicide
I’ve heard of smooth criminals but never construction workers
These mods are Skyrim are getting ridiculous
Frig off
Split rear window corvette *drool*
Rakkins, careful man they’ll eat your dope.
I suggest lube next time
Hopefully they have enough lifeboats this time
Lilith wasn’t impressed either.
Lemme send you my zuppa recipe
This gives me flashbacks of when my phone cord used to get tangled
In the Sylvia Plath, Tibetan Buddhist sense of the word we’re all dying.
He arriba when he should have andale
:( are you ok? Where are your manners? Obviously your momma never taught you to be nice or keep your mouth shut.
I think you’re going to need a bigger boat
King of The Who?!
My husband deletes his. He stays up way later than me and every morning poof no history. I should be concerned right?
Take some activated charcoal that poor woman is going through enough
Does anyone else ever wonder if neutered dogs get phantom ball itch or is it just me?
That’s using your melon
That game was the shit. Seriously why don’t they remake it, making your own track was the best
He requires food.
A 1943 wheat penny can be worth $80,000... I found a fake one once, talk about let down
They’ll never feel the shame of recording over something you shouldn’t have or the patience learned when waiting for a tape to rewind
Put a golf ball in there, slow that woofer down
Anything’s a dildo...
Ha ha ha ahhh wipeout
Beware beware the dragon born comes