KroganExpress

1011 pts ยท April 18, 2016


6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The forbidden fleshlight

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you, I now know what contraindicated means.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmm, place of power. Gotta be.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Swear that guy on the left was kuzco for a minute

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

RL bowsette right there

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Shits lit yo

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget to rub vigorously in cocaine

7 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

Similar happened to me, in a head-on collision at 55mph, tension headache pops up a week later, lasts 2 weeks after doc visit and meds.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hazardous energy control plan. Lock it with a lock and key that only you have. Tag it so ppl know its being worked on. Then do the work.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I watch anime while running. Most anime theme songs get me pumped up!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No one gonna talk about that ronald mcdonald with his titties out?

7 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

Why did people downvote this? Its great!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT? THATLL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The oooooooold dick twist!

7 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Fuck the police

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

This bad boy can fit so much debt in it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hoffa

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put...put your dick in it...?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that Twitter username is culturally misappropriating Japanese. And wearing lipstick is culturally misappropriating Sumerians...srsly...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That 2nd edit.. Do people seriously beg posters for nudes when they find out gender? Grow up ppl. Jerk off to porn and stop creepin!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nuculear wessels

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Water from the nile, nile water.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm one of those ppl that refuse to "shack up" and won't do anything serious until it's comfortable for both parties. You'll find someone.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you expect it to be paid for, you lose all grip on what a budget is. It's ok as a gift here and there, but dont make it habit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ArmadilloAnt*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

WITNESSED! His name is/was @understandablehaveagreatday

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0