I still miss my special boy.
Dad jokes are universal in every galaxy.
My cat after I clean up his puke.
There's a meme here somewhere.
We're out of toilet paper because everyone making memes about not having toilet paper.
MFW batman is masturbating in front of my sprinkler at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month.
February 1 2015. Never Forget
Tomorrow my best friend is going for his long nap. If you haven't already go hug your dog right now.
Yo Dawg.....
There has to be someone else out there.
The world needs to know
This is Monkey. Behold.
Two hours to go before my good boy takes his long nap.
When your wife sends a recipe that starts with "grease an 8 inch by 11 inch dish"
RIP Charlie Murphy, enjoy your pancakes.
It's over 5 years old, but it still gets me everytime
Know your Bond girls
Thanks Imgur.
MRW ChefShwasty hasn't told me what happened at the meeting yesterday.
Know your Bond Cars
STFU
I had no idea this was real- Wayne Gretzky- Michael Scott
This is what we have to look forward to for the next four years.
Good night, and good luck
This photo of my dog popped up in my "memories on Facebook" today. Thought I'd share my handsome boy.
Imgur's reaction to the news that Prince Harry and Emma Watson are dating
This'll get her in the mood.
SCUMBAG YOUTUBE REVIEWS
When I try to add a witty comment on Reddit and it says "you're doing that too much, try again in 3 minutes".
You can say that again.
Got sent out of town for a few weeks, my wife sends me update photos of Doggo.
While watching the news today
When my wife comes home an hour after dinner was ready.
Verizon said I could upgrade my data plan and phones and my bill would NOT change at all ("Not one penny"-Verizon rep)
MRW I discover I've already paid a bill 2 weeks ago that I was going to pay this week.
Didn't you hear me bitch?
Oliver Stone was right.
My favorite photo from my wife's bridal shoot.
With all the Ferguson stuff, this is getting drowned out in the news.
Seattle fans be like...
Bring it back in 2015
Nazi Party Best Party
You know I was just thinking that I wanted a GREAT sex weekend.
I think my cat is going to kill me.
Giada De Laurentiis announces divorce
What is this? Bizarro America?
This application for Panera Bread is getting heavy.
The dome of the Capitol Building must literally be reinforced in order to contain all the bullshit.
Already there man.
Mom?
Went to see a fight and a football game broke out
MRW I come home from a long business trip and see there are still Javert posts.
More like Alt Righthook.....AMIRITE!?!?!
When you have the worlds attention, appearance matters.