Up up and awayyyy
This dress doesn't make me look fat either.
It's not much, but I've busted my ass for it.
We got cows!
What I saw on their faces while watching that extra point miss.
DECENT!
Your reaction when you read my username.
Need to call my buddy who is an expert on bail bonds.
Just need to find some traffic jam and I'm set for breakfast.
French Vanilla and Hazelnut were my favorite.
Love me some Grohl.
Can my little man, Ozzy get some lovin'?
When tailoring pants for a tall gentleman.
My anaconda's reaction when I see my hun's buns.
You guys see the new movies coming out this year? I'm pretty excited.
The Colts would've lost anyway and jet beams can't steal melted fuel.
Check out this radical Muslim
As a Texan, I can confirm.
Your opinion isn't worth a denim.
In light of recent events..
"My mom still loves me" - cake probably.
You can find his resume on the web!
How I imagine going to a Halloween party as Batman must be.
Found one of those spiky caterpillars!
Just a random dump for you guys to enjoy!
Why I'll never visit Australia
Orale!
Be excellent to each other
When we're stoned and I ask my buddy if he wants some of the cheesecake I have in the fridge
Watching the person who ended your MK winning streak start one of their own.
The way these flood waters never got inside this pool. HNNNNNG
Shout out to @disfit for the sweet new wallpaper.
Hive you're post a turtle!
HRW you miss her mouth.
Saw this on Facebook and it made me laugh. Thought you guys might like it!
MRW my buddy's wife yells at him for not loading the dishwasher correctly.
BRB gonna go hide my gf's birth control.
MRW I'm high and my buddy asks me if I've seen his blue hat.
Protect yo' invessmints!
In tents pun! Sorry... I'll show myself out.
MFW I misspell something in the description.
Do 3 Godzillas count?
Something something master ball
MRW I'm tired of false advertising.
MRW I look at the post before the title.
MRW I see a post about someone not giving a shit about posts.
I'm just here for the bobbleheads.
And you never really finish those errands..
How it feels to browse Imgur.
MRW I'm drunk, paying my tab and trying to figure out how much I'm going to tip.
When my team loses, but GF is in the mood.
MFW Trying to come up with something clever for a potentially FP post.
Found this at my local Spirits store..
Black twitter dump!