LegitimateSource

1633 pts · April 17, 2019


Helium helium helium

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Carla was the prom Queen

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

cannot reproduce locally

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every breath you don’t take

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I’ll have another

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I’m pretty good. Title of your sextape.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

+1 for the dragons milk alone!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you accidentally bump the water temperature knobknob

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for the hash tags

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Bob the Tomato enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel Bob regains his composure and confesses…

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The rise of the clones

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same person

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Legitimate answer

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And did you enter into that contract? For here you are...speaking of it

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He won. Hand down.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yet I find it hard to find a house to buy that even has a fucking garage

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Enterprise, motherfucker

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

*plop

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You get to be Dread Pirate Young now

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

For ass cream

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

@op purpleMFer!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh hello samus!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Negative. I’m a meat popsicle

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

3 C:\ shells

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wrong. You’re wrong. We made it up.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, but what about scissors and a codpiece?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a dink

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Dafuq? Sandals with socks?!

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