Little bit of #Caturday at the last second.
My awesome Dad and his awesome squirrel, Spot.
Blessed be the Fruit
#14! Favorited and forgotted.
If I fits, I sits: Bavarian Cream Edition.
He's certainly a good boy.
Christmas in January! Tall about better late than never. Thank you Secret Santa. Seriously.
Our Local Government is About to get Choke Slammed.
13th Favorite. "Spider-Cat" 7 years ago. Holy crap I'm getting old.
I was supposed to be at the office 11 minutes ago.
It's heeeerrrreeeeee!
I know I'm being a Grumpy Gary, but this shit's getting outta hand.
On Sunday night (June 17th), this happened in my small town of Dandridge, TN.
This is Havok.
Take it to Papaw
I've never done a Christmas selfie before, but I figured the one with I have with Papaw was the only one worth uploading. Merry Christmas, Imgur.
Penis Trident. At least it lasts for hours.
My girlfriend's reaction when I... Well... You get the idea.
This happened in our small little town. Gives a whole new meaning to "Drive Through!" Amiright?? No? Nobody? Whatevs. My mom thinks I'm hilarious.
Saw the Pocket Square Hamster and thought you guys might like to meet Twitch.
I always bite their little noses off first.
She keeps trying to hump the tree and knocking it over, but I just can't stay mad at that face.
MRW the toxic chemical company that caused me to grow more arms says they won't pay for all the extra gloves I'm gonna need.
Nike store tryin' to fuck with my emotions as an Imgurian.
Moon Moon has been trying to get it in for a good half hour. She finally just laid down, and now he's lookin' at me like, "Bitches, man. Bitches."
MRW I'm about to get beat up and need a quick way to look tough.
The face he makes when he knows he's been caught
Move along, hooman. Nothing to see here.
So I went to take a pic of Fluffy perched on my dresser, and this happened. The exorcism is scheduled for next Tuesday.
Because coming out is the same as losing a job according to Hallmark.
So I tried to push up Fluffy's hair to make her look like a Super Saiyan kitty.
MRW she says, "I don't think you can honor your 'One Trip' rule this time."
I always buy an 18 pack of rubber ducks with my wedding ring.
MRW when I get the check and find out my bitch of a coworker, Nancy, lied about the luncheon being paid for.
They try so hard to act like they don't like each other during the day, but I finally caught the little cuddle buddies.
My friend sends me detailed pictures of his eyes after getting high.
The Jedi split up Chocolate and Vanilla Bear.
The result of when my SO and I shower together after eating Chipotle and I sneeze when bending over to grab my shampoo.
Does anyone else's thumb do this? I feel like my thumb shouldn't do this.
TIL Mello Yello has juice in it. Doesn't matter how much juice, Mom. It has juice in it.
MRW my newly single mother introduces me to "hot Bob" - her hot neighbor who wants to "do the no pants dance."
Got little man neutered and the anesthesia hasn't worn all the way off it seems.
Thought you guys might like to meet Gustavo, the Weinerpit.
Work Stories? Anyone?
MRW I finally get circumcised after years of my friends giving me shit about it.
Finally acting like brother and sister instead of Gladiators of the Roman Arena
MRW I finally get to try out to be a Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger
The father told the child he could not have another cookie. This was the result.
MFW Dwight K. Schrute won't stop hitting me
MRW I don't care what the woodland folk think about my Beatrix Kiddo costume
The things my 7 year old self would have done for this years ago...
MRW I find out he wasn't a Nigerian Prince but the I already sent the $5,000.
Friend posted this. Only in my hometown.
MRW dad finally tells mom he's tired of eatin' 'em slimy, sloppy eggs.
My SO's reaction when I'm trying to give her the D.
Approximately 45 seconds after I took this, the scaly little fucker lunged at me. I shrieked, pushed my wife down as I tried to run away, and tripped over the curb causing me to chip my tooth. Wife still won't speak to me.