Lexiloohoo

4769 pts · December 20, 2017


I usually refer to my mother as momma/mom/ MAAAAAAM until she realizes I'm calling for her.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Exactly the opposite. Bearing down to poop also expels blood clots. It's lovely.

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Triple créme ?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Report back!

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's the kids and husband for me! My dad worked in a freezer when I was growing up, I don't get cold really lol

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Um. That's cold. I have two young children though, we just wear cozy pants and long sleeves and set the heater to about 65-66°F in winter.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#TeamToaster

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fried chicken DOT

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pullcaster.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, that comment was pretty clearly jokingly phrased

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well...as a dr/firefighter, anyway. But yeah, paramedics? Love you, you're fucked

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

24hr shifts generally have "on call" portions. Meaning you are available for crises or orders, but can take time to sleep

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Ceramic glazed

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Delicious coffee dot!

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's great! I'm so glad you've had some results! Whatever keeps you sane, my dude

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very true, tolerances suck. Oxycontin is considered abuse deterrent, as it resists tolerance. there are a few med on that list? Good luck♡

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was 7 and a weirdo. Still a weirdo now, but I was then too

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I totally get what you're saying. The nationality is not the problem. The connotation of those shirts however is, and it's disgusting.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Oh my God, their parents... the loss of one of my kids would completely devastate me. To lose both my children... what do you live for?

4 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 0

Zinc!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What $5 bottle?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good ol' Dilaudid. That's the hard-core shit. Good luck to you♡ have you tried extended-release fentanyl patches?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When the beating of your heart matches the beating of the drums, there is a life about to start when tomorrow comes

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Are you having a stroke?

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I don't think anyone thinks that.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0