But has she seen the Dow?!
And the winner is… *shock* the whiner in chief.
Love for the Carolina Eyck & the Theremin... Definitely Unmute
But wait... I can make money from it?!?
What the hell?
Think They’ll go for “In Trump We Trust” Next?
Whenever New Apple OS Updates Drop
Trump Class Battleships…. Please no
Does Trump Want the U.S. Attacked? Sounds about right.
White House Celebrates Jan 6
whitehouse.gov / MySafeSpace? WTF?
Texas Primary Propositions for Democrats & Republicans
Elon to Merge SpaceX and xAI? Huh?
That Was Fast...
Good news! Supreme Court declines to revisit same-sex marriage decision! LGBTQ+ win!
Got my hopes up.
The Weather in the States
Texas Judges Can Refuse Gay Weddings
Canada Built a Bridge. Trump Wants Half.
My First Protest! No Kings in TEXAS OF ALL PLACES!!
A 50% Increase in Defense Spending? I Wonder Why…
Just how big is this ballroom?
And another GOP walks free!
Trump Hates This Photo...
She’s… right.
RFK Jr. Pushes for Higher Sperm Counts? What?
Trump on 60 Minutes "Why did you pardon him?" "I don't know who he is."
Does Trump See His Reflection?
The Epstein Ballroom
What if we… Chopped Up a Space Shuttle?
A statue of Charlie Kirk on every campus?
Trump Says "Screw You" to Food Stamps (SNAP)
Elon Musk Crosses Half a Trillion
Trump Bringing Back the Department of War?
A Phone That's Happy To See You!
Alaska IS Part of the United States!
J.D. Vance on Shutdowns... Who's Gonna Tell Him?
Trump on an official $1 Coin? Oh, fuck this.
Another day, another tariff.
First Generation Humanoids…
Kash Patel’s Notes
The latest addition to the Golval Office
Any excuse to raise money...
Crypto Bros or Crypto Bots? ?
President of Finlandand... How embarrassing.
Yum
America’s Next First Top Lady Wife
How things are going in Texas…
Elon Determines Elon Needs More Money
No edit button? Let me edit, you cowards!
Gerrymandering: The Art of Picking Your Voters Before They Pick You