LostCaptain

3668 pts ยท November 29, 2015


wrench turner. gasoline freak. piston head. obssesed with my dog and my cars. terrible at social media things, terrible at social things in general.

Pfffft bad choice, he ded

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's to early, I'm still working on my coffee, and dont tell me what to do, and outside is also 100 degrees at 8am

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish they would do this in my city, be building the nicest fire pit

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I love the Milwaukee impact, has performed nominally on heavy duty diesel.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see their space program is coming along nicely.

6 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 1

That's what I was thinking, just trying to make sure this all goes smoothly

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Currently laying LVP over gross tile, any insight you could provide would be awesome

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saving for future reference.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Send this to the front page.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's Duke Silver

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What kind of tree is this?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We all know this was shot on the sound stage at Area 51, stop playing.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are the things that nightmares are made of...

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I double checked and didnt see one Hiroshima hairdryer either...

6 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 0

Send it to the Front Page!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go get it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For those special occasions where you absolutely have to stab a mother fucker 4 times, but have an appointment at 3, so efficiency.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fart squirrels

7 years ago | Likes 188 Dislikes 8

Alexander Hamilton

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure your husband should divorce you, and immediately wife you again.

7 years ago | Likes 162 Dislikes 4

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7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Our fearful trip is done

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean can you blame him I'd do the same thing for authentic swedish meatballs.

7 years ago | Likes 828 Dislikes 2

I know the feeling, I do the same thing buying doritos out of a vending machine....

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fully expected all of the buttons to come off as thicc as that film was... +1

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sir we would like to talk to your dog about the Avengers initiative.

7 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

RIP your testicles OP

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And nothing how they got the name Sea Cow, allegedly they taste as good as land cow

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When she says she's almost the there dont cum yet....

7 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 6

Lmao I thought that was Deadpool in the backseat and got all excited yet I still wasnt disappointed

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4