LostInObscurity

550 pts ยท September 26, 2013


Sometimes I say things...

They better be careful or they'll lose their license.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"The fourth panel didn't add anything of value anyway" -bootlickers, probably

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What's the mean, median, and mode for chimeras in your family?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Selfie allowed because you're such a hoopy frood.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What kind of actually scary Disney ride is this?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not prison, it's alternative housing.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But she didn't headbutt the train...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"But I swore that oath while my hand was on a bible" -her, probably

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We have due process, and a lot of the process is completely arbitrary and slow. Why is it better to deport people than naturalize them, teach them their rights, and make them pay taxes? ICE would be more useful and humane if it was repurposed to that end. When an illegal immigrant gets deported for working at a corporate meat packing plant, they get punished more severely than the corporation does for hiring them, likely knowingly, and skirting minimum wage laws.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Dab!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Matt gaetz's shoulders look abnormally narrow.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And it's gonna be a fine, swell day.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Someone hasn't been getting their daily letter from Theodosia.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's worried about ripping his khakis.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe I just don't like redundancy.

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

That's right, it goes in the square hole.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Negative, that is implied by the bill.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I thought the way to win was for everyone in the world to lose simultaneously. Theoretically possible, but wholly unfeasible.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolute M.A.D. lad.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tauren were definitely my favorite.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's my birthday?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#9 Anyone else think of Sarah Lynn from Bojack Horseman when they saw this?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We'll later learn the hedge fund manager was Oswald Cobblepot attempting a conceited plan to take over Wayne Enterprises.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some hedge fund will try to short Wayne Enterprises and Brad will save the day by organizing a short squeeze.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's a frat bro with a rich dad so at some point they're all gonna hear about diamond hands.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Was it from windmill cancer?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0