Shut up and sing Happy Birthday
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After getting a toenail basically ripped out and having 2 lumps removed. The good boy is home. Cancer free
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War ... War never changes
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Try so hard to be good during quarantine
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Everybody take a breather. Meet sakura. She likes being tall and pretty. Just brought her home
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I got her! I named her Sakura (you fuckers were no help there) cherry blossom because shes a darker red, not tan. And card captors.
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Turn your gaze upon this wretched thing
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Guys. I know a lot is going on right now. So here's my new best friend. Im picking her up today. Stay safe and strong
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Cheese ... gromit
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When you see your cellmate dragging a kid
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NOT A SAD POST DONT WORRY. Screw the points. Need you bastards. I need names for my new girl. Alotta energy, kinda dimwitted 5 month old. More orange than tan. Help! Im at a loss
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Finally back to matching sets
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When i tell a joke and everybody gets it
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Get to see my GF for the first time in a month tomorrow
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Going to the gym is the wurst
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I have a question, garlic bread for your trouble
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Just watch it, or don't its only two minutes. im not a cop
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Harsh Vader
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"I's can play too?"
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Delayed the inevitable
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The shower was golden
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Never late, never early. He arrives precisely when he means to
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Erection reaction
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Wood you not?
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The harm caused by sibling rivalry is relative
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When im drunk and the microwave beeps
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Hid a piece of cheesecake in the fridge .... Now it's gone
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Best one wins a date with Chewie
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That is one sassy Jesus
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I've prepared myself, Here it comes
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When you don't get picked to join a side
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Nothing like a good stiff one
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It's 2am, everyone is asleep, here
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I just want more people to see this
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I've got a bone to pick with you
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So instead of the success kid for sexual posts, Why not Sexual Success RDJ
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Loading a gif on the Imgur mobile app
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Golden shower joke goes here
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Well user-sub is flooded with UFC posts, it's bedtime. Here's some garlic bread
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Trying to have sex while my SOs mom is just outside the door
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When she says we can have sex but have to be quiet
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War, War never changes.
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Need cheering up? Here
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"Seeing you makes my day better babe"
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What if
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You'd try it wouldn't you ...
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Im about to take a bus to see my girlfriend for the first time in months
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MRW she tries to take off my utility belt and im not hard yet
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Shopping at Costco
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Give him a whistle he thinks he's the king
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Have at thee!
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Still counts as one
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Sometimes I can slip one by you guys
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My girlfriends reaction when she beats me at Mario Kart
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