LyonEnigma

1929 pts ยท May 17, 2015


Which Hannibal? Buress? Lector? Barca?

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Hmm, how best to stay in power, and maintain the status quo?" "We should piss off the citizens. Like, A LOT."

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A virus is better at keeping promises than he is.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*So, are you single?

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

That first one, is your sister Faith Schaffer, or just a fan?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm starting to think this is the only joke FMA fans have

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forget "aspiring", if you can put lines on paper, you're an artist.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here's a baking tip: use your oven with the light on to rise your bread dough if your kitchen's too cold. Just make sure the oven is off.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How's your sex life?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Henrik Ibsen, in response to his nurse telling a visitor that he was recovering smoothly said his final words "On the contrary!", then died.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's blood on your hands, Krispy Kreme!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No wonder she never talks

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yeah that sounds about right

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It isn't cynicism.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Talk like that is the exact thing that lets young people feel comfortable with not voting. "There's nothing I can do, it's all rigged"

6 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

Hey, credit the artist @Telepeturtle on Twitter, thanks!

6 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 1

61.9 billion dollars has to be more than any one person can possibly spend in their lifetime, or their kids lifetimes, several times over.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Liggity lawstress, your fear's invalid cause you crossdress.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Hey look, using mockery as inoculation against criticism.

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

*ahem* Luke vs. Kylo Ren.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

This just in: Peta continues to be not just a clown, but the entire circus.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the Wheels of Eyes and Fire, distributors of good vibes.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

/a/oO10XgS I gotta submit Stephiroth for your consideration

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

It's crew? All Snokes, baby.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't he the entire reason there's no legal way to see the original version of the 1st film?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Y'all just really hate the fact that women can use their looks to make money, huh?

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 6

DISCLAIMER: This person did not, I repeat, DID NOT go from amateur to master just by switching mediums. Art takes practice, talent is a myth

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6