MJC1990

12248 pts ยท January 19, 2012


She also called them Dumb and Dumber.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sorry for pouring out my emotions like this. Even since we lost her it seems like all I see are doggo pics and it chokes me up. (5)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

loves them after its their time to cross the rainbow bridge. We are making sure my niece grows up knowing how much that dog loved her. (4)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

is already so pure but it's nothing to the motherly love they have for babies. Never stop letting your baby know how much your doggo (3)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

even looked at my niece in a weird way. Sadly we had to put her down about a month ago and it hasn't been easy whatsoever. A dog's love (2)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My sister's dog was the same way with my niece when she was born. She was practically a second mother to her and no one was safe if they (1)

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I remember that movie differently

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That IS what he ends up doing in the book.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also, tampering with the mail is a federal offense so how in the hell is threatening to tamper with the mail not taken seriously?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The people who sell these recently followed me on Instagram, they're called Fantasticocks and they sell alien-esque dildos.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If only Rapunzel and Flynn could see how far we've come.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, Shrek the Musical opened on Broadway in 2008 and ended its run in 2010 and was added to Netflix in 2013. JSYK.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Dick Wars

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Monikie?!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the 1970's. She's lucky to have escaped him twice. (2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The "Same Guy 13 Years Later" is a street performer from New Orleans who recently got arrested in connection to a murder that occurred in(1)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I though Occhiolism was just how you pronounce Alcoholism in an Irish accent?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean the bangs she didn't have in the first half of her career? Anyone else remember the New Guy and Elf?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read up to "Don't make sarcastic remarks," and was like this is soooooooo not for me but good luck to the rest of you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wanna eat cereal out of them in BDSM gear while saying "Cruchatise me, Cap'n" in a Barry White voice!!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Te Fatti

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

I wanna be, I wanna be the man who walks back home with you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That chair is awesome as Bart!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and I replied back, "DAFUQ?!?! DOES YOUR DICK HAVE AN EAR?!?!?!" He never replied back. (2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dad, what the fuck are you doing here?!?! I thought you were dead!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her: OK IT WASN'T DIET, IT WAS REGULAR DR. PEPPER WITH CHERRY!!! Please don't tell coach!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Principal: Now that you outed yourself, what exactly did you have in that flask? Her: Diet Dr. Pepper. Principal: LIAR!!! (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like hella fucking popular opinion, especially within the LGBT community.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0