Maeguard

2146 pts ยท October 10, 2014


First you open up the 'giant book of every situation ever' and scroll down until you never have to 'interpret' a situation ever again

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

unlawful and immoral do not mean the same thing

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

There's only 48 characters (including spaces) in the first text box

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will very literally fucking kill any friend that says "ambrosial" or "nectarous" to describe something tasty.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"a IKEA"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hold on a second while I tell Canada to use the technical term "the Indigenous peoples of North America" to avoid being 'wrong'

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Unless its from his perspective of how every dollar gets her closer to sleeping with him

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'up to this point', a person who's still indecisive has lost the benefit of the doubt.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

"I used to be an adventurer like you....then I took a dart to the head"

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

When you're well trained in classical anatomy but still feel like you need an excuse to draw naked people.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's "obfuscation," and judges/inspectors will fuck your shit up if pull the 'technicality' card to justify deception of this nature

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

felt the same way, so i watched the video. I can confirm the finished product looks EXACTLY like the final frame of the gif. Just abstract.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

agreed, but wtf kind of measurement is "bits per square meter" in terms of a useful or meaningful information-storage expression.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

of 4 outcomes (2 guesses, 2 outcomes), if the croc is going to eat the child, both guesses result in the child dying, it doesn't have to lie

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the paradox relies on the linguistic problem of the croc's "intention for the child" vs "the child's state of being" at the end

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if he cant eat the child, it means "you will eat him" did not correctly guess his fate. It's an illusion of choice based on relative truth

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the only way to get the child back is if the croc was going to give him back--if the croc *never* intends to give em back, you always lose

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I take no issue with observations that allude criminality. My issue is with *abusing* erroneous ones, to validate a righteous purpose.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not talking about behavioural profiling or any of the indicators of crime--I'm talking about wrongful actions we justify "end vs means"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mitigating unreasonable risks beyond whats actually reasonable for the situation does not justify disproportionate action--is what Im saying

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You said *specifically* you'd make the mistake 100 times to stop it once. That speaks to poor training, or the active choice to disregard it

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

of course, but 'proactive action with good (or bad) intention' still defines the wrong of racial profiling

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

how 'potential' the risk is key. Letting your child walk home from school has the potential to get them kidnapped too. reductio ad absurdum.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

"i'd pull over 100 black people to catch the one criminal" - profiling 101

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

That's the same excuse cops use when they racially profile people though

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

I'd like to believe that when I go, if I've done good, people will make goofy, even lewd puns with me in mind. spread the humor

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

right? it's amazing how easily self-righteous can become respectful when you just take out the better-than-thou element.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think you may have missed the humor in the specificity of 20 years--Rome took longer to 'fall' than the US has even existed.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I dont see that as weird. If two people feel they've helped each other, it makes for sense for both to be grateful.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

yea but aren't all sex whales from Tokyo? I dont see the problem.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0