MagicOrpheus310

13003 pts ยท April 11, 2018


The fuck you mean he still missed!? His aim was on point mate, that's why he is dead

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Great work mate!

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How can you become an astronaut without knowing "turn it off and on again"

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's the bowl of petunias!?! Or his friend, Ground?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck dude I haven't heard that name in over 15 years!! Back when my taste in metal was newly acquired, man I miss those days! Lamb of God, Children of Bodom, Parkway Drive etc... now it's all speed tech death grind core nonsense and I fucken love it but it's not the vibe from those formative years, if that makes sense..?

Good music never gets old... Sounds don't age... Rock on and hail Satan

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry but that first one ain't the product's fault... It's a flexible sheet of plastic with a MIRROR finish... What the fuck they expect..?

You gotta put that on something that has like a 99.99% perfectly flat and level surface otherwise every imperfection will stand out like balls on a dog, exactly like in the video...

That's 100% user error

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lol they think it's the B storyline arc..?? Hah!! You the main characters baby get the fuck back up there

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's just ICE lol

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ol mate crossing the road is my hero! The aura of that man is biblical! Haha ol Theo Throwhands gonna fight a car! Haha

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's just news reports... Oh...

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rugrats crossed with Penguins of Madagascar in Muppet Babies style animated TMNT show..??

Ahhh shit you know I'd actually watch that

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most likely a survivor who died from severe diarrhoea after drinking contaminated water or food

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Isn't he the mime that took the bag off the wife to make the husband carry it? That was legendary

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Start painting fake shadows of data centres then haha

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Teeth? Y'all must have a mouth like a picket fence mate

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And if cartoons taught me anything, a single floppy disk can hold enough information to destroy the world

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... and my cuffs are bone dry!!! Everything's coming up Milhouse!!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll give you 5 thoughts and 3 prayers

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#14 honestly would not surprise me if they are illegal now because people could fall and fun is a crime now

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wtf that's my cat!?! Haha

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Feel like this kind belongs on r/shitamericanssay

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh you E clearly just got a mild case of July four-arm...

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol I start brushing in front of a mirror but then I wander out to the living room and kitchen, usually to keep watching whatever show I had on but a few times I've finished brushing and realised I'm standing in the laundry room or back porch and have to go back to spit in the sink etc haha

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol that looks just like my tripod Boxy! Haha

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Falling off a skateboard and getting Frenchmen-ed... Yeah it totally works!! Haha

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mf-er just wrote a new Michael Jackson song!! Hahaha

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pspspspsps

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah well you better start recording a metal album to keep up George haha (love them both)

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There used to be a dog on my walk home that always barked at anyone walking by. Trekking back home from the pub one evening and prepare as I approached the house... Heard the dog running up to the fence to bark as soon as it saw me... The moment I walked into view I WAS THE ONE who went woof woof woof!!! It just stood there like whoa wtf!? as I kept walking, got to the corner and laughed my ass off, it never barked at me again and I've always wondered what I actually said to get that reaction...

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

... Turns out it actually is that fucking easy to fix a problem...

Politicians aren't going to like that getting out.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1