13003 pts ยท April 11, 2018
The fuck you mean he still missed!? His aim was on point mate, that's why he is dead
Great work mate!
How can you become an astronaut without knowing "turn it off and on again"
Where's the bowl of petunias!?! Or his friend, Ground?
Fuck dude I haven't heard that name in over 15 years!! Back when my taste in metal was newly acquired, man I miss those days! Lamb of God, Children of Bodom, Parkway Drive etc... now it's all speed tech death grind core nonsense and I fucken love it but it's not the vibe from those formative years, if that makes sense..?Good music never gets old... Sounds don't age... Rock on and hail Satan
I'm sorry but that first one ain't the product's fault... It's a flexible sheet of plastic with a MIRROR finish... What the fuck they expect..?You gotta put that on something that has like a 99.99% perfectly flat and level surface otherwise every imperfection will stand out like balls on a dog, exactly like in the video...That's 100% user error
Lol they think it's the B storyline arc..?? Hah!! You the main characters baby get the fuck back up there
It's just ICE lol
Ol mate crossing the road is my hero! The aura of that man is biblical! Haha ol Theo Throwhands gonna fight a car! Haha
It's just news reports... Oh...
Rugrats crossed with Penguins of Madagascar in Muppet Babies style animated TMNT show..??Ahhh shit you know I'd actually watch that
Most likely a survivor who died from severe diarrhoea after drinking contaminated water or food
Isn't he the mime that took the bag off the wife to make the husband carry it? That was legendary
Start painting fake shadows of data centres then haha
Teeth? Y'all must have a mouth like a picket fence mate
And if cartoons taught me anything, a single floppy disk can hold enough information to destroy the world
... and my cuffs are bone dry!!! Everything's coming up Milhouse!!
I'll give you 5 thoughts and 3 prayers
#14 honestly would not surprise me if they are illegal now because people could fall and fun is a crime now
Wtf that's my cat!?! Haha
Feel like this kind belongs on r/shitamericanssay
Oh you E clearly just got a mild case of July four-arm...
Lol I start brushing in front of a mirror but then I wander out to the living room and kitchen, usually to keep watching whatever show I had on but a few times I've finished brushing and realised I'm standing in the laundry room or back porch and have to go back to spit in the sink etc haha
Lol that looks just like my tripod Boxy! Haha
Falling off a skateboard and getting Frenchmen-ed... Yeah it totally works!! Haha
Mf-er just wrote a new Michael Jackson song!! Hahaha
Pspspspsps
Yeah well you better start recording a metal album to keep up George haha (love them both)
There used to be a dog on my walk home that always barked at anyone walking by. Trekking back home from the pub one evening and prepare as I approached the house... Heard the dog running up to the fence to bark as soon as it saw me... The moment I walked into view I WAS THE ONE who went woof woof woof!!! It just stood there like whoa wtf!? as I kept walking, got to the corner and laughed my ass off, it never barked at me again and I've always wondered what I actually said to get that reaction...
... Turns out it actually is that fucking easy to fix a problem...Politicians aren't going to like that getting out.
The fuck you mean he still missed!? His aim was on point mate, that's why he is dead
Great work mate!
How can you become an astronaut without knowing "turn it off and on again"
Where's the bowl of petunias!?! Or his friend, Ground?
Fuck dude I haven't heard that name in over 15 years!! Back when my taste in metal was newly acquired, man I miss those days! Lamb of God, Children of Bodom, Parkway Drive etc... now it's all speed tech death grind core nonsense and I fucken love it but it's not the vibe from those formative years, if that makes sense..?
Good music never gets old... Sounds don't age... Rock on and hail Satan
I'm sorry but that first one ain't the product's fault... It's a flexible sheet of plastic with a MIRROR finish... What the fuck they expect..?
You gotta put that on something that has like a 99.99% perfectly flat and level surface otherwise every imperfection will stand out like balls on a dog, exactly like in the video...
That's 100% user error
Lol they think it's the B storyline arc..?? Hah!! You the main characters baby get the fuck back up there
It's just ICE lol
Ol mate crossing the road is my hero! The aura of that man is biblical! Haha ol Theo Throwhands gonna fight a car! Haha
It's just news reports... Oh...
Rugrats crossed with Penguins of Madagascar in Muppet Babies style animated TMNT show..??
Ahhh shit you know I'd actually watch that
Most likely a survivor who died from severe diarrhoea after drinking contaminated water or food
Isn't he the mime that took the bag off the wife to make the husband carry it? That was legendary
Start painting fake shadows of data centres then haha
Teeth? Y'all must have a mouth like a picket fence mate
And if cartoons taught me anything, a single floppy disk can hold enough information to destroy the world
... and my cuffs are bone dry!!! Everything's coming up Milhouse!!
I'll give you 5 thoughts and 3 prayers
#14 honestly would not surprise me if they are illegal now because people could fall and fun is a crime now
Wtf that's my cat!?! Haha
Feel like this kind belongs on r/shitamericanssay
Oh you E clearly just got a mild case of July four-arm...
Lol I start brushing in front of a mirror but then I wander out to the living room and kitchen, usually to keep watching whatever show I had on but a few times I've finished brushing and realised I'm standing in the laundry room or back porch and have to go back to spit in the sink etc haha
Lol that looks just like my tripod Boxy! Haha
Falling off a skateboard and getting Frenchmen-ed... Yeah it totally works!! Haha
Mf-er just wrote a new Michael Jackson song!! Hahaha
Pspspspsps
Yeah well you better start recording a metal album to keep up George haha (love them both)
There used to be a dog on my walk home that always barked at anyone walking by. Trekking back home from the pub one evening and prepare as I approached the house... Heard the dog running up to the fence to bark as soon as it saw me... The moment I walked into view I WAS THE ONE who went woof woof woof!!! It just stood there like whoa wtf!? as I kept walking, got to the corner and laughed my ass off, it never barked at me again and I've always wondered what I actually said to get that reaction...
... Turns out it actually is that fucking easy to fix a problem...
Politicians aren't going to like that getting out.