I think he is about to beat the highscore.
I am home.
"Sometime i put mayonaise on my friends face when they sleepin, and then i slap em with a ping pong paddle" - That kid maybe i think sure.
MRW i go into kroger and candy is ready for halloween.
Farting iguana.
Lol
Anyone wanna get a pugrilla?
Shades check. Braces check. Hair check. Lets get jiggy with it.
MRW when someone mentions pokemon at the kids table.
When your computer freezes on porn, and your mom walks in.
Lmao.
Time to drink and play the witcher 3 :) Anyone wanna play videogames lemme know!
Just in case anyone missed this.
MRW my ex-girlfriend keeps sending me pictures of random dudes she is going to fuck.
Glad to have such a good buddy:)
"You have the right to remain fabulous".
Making my way downtown.
High five!
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng(NSFW)
She said yes to anal!
Milk!
Satisfaction.
Fantastic Four fans right now.
Sup.
Me IRL.
Dishes were dirty.
Watching adventure time, and eating pizza. This sums it up.
When the drugs hit.
Every closed water slide ever.
Africa's space program.
CD Projekt just released mod support.
MRW my cat is in the bathroom.
Going to the pool after i just had chilli.
Going to Olive Garden.
In a rise to all this racial nonsense ive been sitting here like.
"Making my way down...... town walking fast"
Fus Ro Dah