And now, the worst potential euphemism for vagina...
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Environmentalism, I think
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Love to see that. Really. It's great.
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Do you think Republicans eat at McDonalds?
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Advice from a normal person:
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There's a lot of bad shit in the world every day but fuck this guy in particular.
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He complained anyway and tried to buy Twitter or some shit.
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Found today's stupid bullshit ( + a donkey story)
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This is Billie Jean.
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'They're not sending their best...', but more well-spoken. (And still shitty.)
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I did not consent to feelings.
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Diets are easy. Eating a salad is a struggle.
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Dave
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It really does seem simple enough.
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Let's rap about the Lord.
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COINCIDENCE?! Well, yes, entirely. Eat shit, Republicans.
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Time Wizard fun fact #1
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"I, Robot" holds up and this title is only tangentially related to the post content.
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A meme-based representation of the unnecessary intensity with which I addressed my cat during his recent vet visit:
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Republicans finally supporting gun control like
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GOP logic is a flat circle.
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Who let Joss Whedon do quippy rewrites on this?
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Everybody's hardcore until you tear down the facade and reveal they're a silly lookin' robo-duck-thing.
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'Why can't you just turn your brain off and enjoy the show/movie/[insert media here]??'
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Yeah, I got a d*ck like a donkey.
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I'm having a fucking crisis right now. How do I escape the simulation.
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Friend to everyone. Made history. Quietly retired to chillin' forever. Never went to space or tried to take over anything. Absolute fuckin' legend.
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"THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!"
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Diet tips:
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