MarkoffChaney

69397 pts ยท March 24, 2021


One day, I came upon a man urinating in a bus station. When I confronted him about his action, he turned to me, without stopping, and said: Keep in mind that the universe is in constant flux, nothing that occurs one moment has any relevance to anything else. Everything you believe, feel, or think is based on the false assumption that truth exists. Thus, you are free to do any action which brings you pleasure. That humanity feels restricted by morals is one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard. So I beat the shit out of him and took his wallet.

Why didn't he just ask his good friend Putin to help out?

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And in two weeks he has forgot what he promised.

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, bit funny how Trump is mad at European countries for not helping him with Iran, but not at Russia for helping Iran.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Joe Strummer had a great taste in music.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Their ancestors who died during the Final Solution must be so proud.

3 days ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Just a couple of subs wanting to be fucked by Putin.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate that fucking deranged Oompa Loompa.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So he ended another war? Man should get the Nobel Peace Prize. /s

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah. MadTV was pretty lame. I was so dissapointed when I first saw it, thinking it would be like the magazine.

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Alien Incident was a great game.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And then came Kraftwerk.

5 days ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Damn Easter files.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also Female Trouble, Desperate Living and Serial Mom. John Waters is truly the king of trash.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tip from my co-worker,: If your boss complains about your attitude, just tell them you hate yourself and you want to die. That'll end the conversation and they leave you alone.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

John Waters is great. Just re-watched Multiple Maniacs, Pink Flamingos and Desperate Living.

1 week ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

Yeah. Who would have guessed that HST, Dead Kennedys, Bad Religion etc. were right.

1 week ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Johnny is cool. He did Cry Baby with John Waters because he didn't want to be Hollywood teen idol.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Please don't eat the bees. No matter how much you like honey.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lebensraum.

2 weeks ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 1

Nah. It was the copper that they added, to make it green.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd laugh at them and tell them to fuck off.

2 weeks ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 0

Well Trump always wanted to be like Putin. No one trusts him either. Great job!

2 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Maybe they were just taking notes in Auschwitz.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"But look at what Nazis did to us! You owe us, so we can do whatever we want now!" /s

2 weeks ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 4

It always amazes me how people can take him seriously. Just look at that orange clown!

2 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I remember someone breaking into an FBI office, by writing a note "Please don't lock this door tonight."

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well that's just because he didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize. /s

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1