MRW I find out my Secret Santa gift is at my parents' but I won't be there until Boxing Day
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At least it isn't permanent or anything...
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Cocksicle
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MRW I eat some questionable grocery store chicken
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Secret Santa!
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So it's my first cake day
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TIL I'm a toddler
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At least I could look at funny pictures on the internet
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MRW my sleeptalking boyfriend says "it's time to get naked" and slaps me in the taco
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I'm not good with titles
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One great thing about Christmas!
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I'm drunk and disappointing
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Found this on my computer and thought you guys might appreciate it
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