Matlo

17204 pts · October 13, 2014


Turning small talk in to medium chat is an art. I'm British and live in London. Still in denial at getting old and doing it disgracefully. When not working i'm a trainee wine master, love food and PC gaming. Cheese is my crack and i may have to steal your tires to pay for my next fix. I do love a chat so feel free to send me a message :) twitch.tv/dutyhero

My 16th fave apparently

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So were doing hamsters?

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If your nails are this long, you can't wipe your pooper property. There, I've said it

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My 13th favourite, the force is strong with this one.

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What does your nan think we do at LAN?

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Apparently is my 10 cake day. Have 10 of my fave funnies

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When she's shouting deeper.......

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1950's mascot

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"Small wins build to big victories" Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Time for games and accusations of cheating. Bliss.

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It's called fashion sweetie. Look it up

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The difference between men and women

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I see your xmas jumpers and i raise you.... BEARD LIGHTS!

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Let it snow!

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Adblock +9000

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This image makes me very uncomfortable. Where do you fap?!?!?

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I hate a selfie but love a vidya

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This biscuits and gravy lark is not so great. 

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Farts are funny damit!

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I thought my SS was on its way but it was not.

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English Taco Bell. Very, very tasty. Will be back.

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 Im not a title, you're a title 

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OK. Which one of you freaks is selling this nasty?

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Merry selfie day ya filthy animals!

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Totally normal British foods. 

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Tossed salad AND hummus anyone?

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When i buy sub the new fancy collar she's had her eye on.

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Just got tracking data from my secret santa!

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Very British problems

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Awesome Secret Santa Delivers!

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May be she has a tiny vajayjay? Does it work the other way?

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Escaped inmate arrested running tack to prison with booze food

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Proof that puppers are the best!

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I ummm... soooo.... Right

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I really cant make up my mind!

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Morning commute? Sorted

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That moment when the club photographer catches you from the wrong angle

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Why you trying to steal my noodles hooman?!?!?

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I feel the Llama mullet mafia is too improtant not to share

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Prepper pupper is ready for the end of days. Are you?

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I need some proof .......... for science

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Fuck nudes, send smiles

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I'm single and going that way, no marriage for me!

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Did you just boop my snoot with your dinkle? - Shark. Probably

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Sexy talk at its very best

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My reaction any time i meet a girl i like

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Broke my leg dancing on NYE

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Now my much better half joins the sunday funday :)

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NO!

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My son wanted me to buy him a ball pit to play in but they're too expensive. So I made him one. Top fun!!!

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How is it that ATM's get an imgur app before android??

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Darth Vadecar

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This pleases me way more than it should

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When you fart so hard your dog goes cross eyed.

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So this is how my sunday night is going. What you up to Imgur?

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