Maulbert

750920 pts · February 13, 2018


Proudly repentant ex-Republican. If you get this to the front page, absolutely nothing will happen, and I won't do anything. That may suck and seem like it's not worth the effort, but know this: of all of these challenges you've ever seen here, mine is the only one which has a 100% guarantee on the delivery of it's promise.

Sounds like he wasn't just a 'buddy'.

14 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"CARBON UNITS ARE NOT TRUE LIFEFORMS."

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey, it's Sam Reich's dad!

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We are not agreeing with them, they are finally agreeing with us.

Doesn’t make them right or indangerous.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

We're still 37 years too early.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He had a crush on her after seeing Labyrinth as a teenager (I mean, what age appropriate straight guy didn't?), and when he met her on A Beautiful Mind, he said he just decided to shoot his shot.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hotter than Gal Gadot ever was.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Calling someone an introvert isn't body shaming. Hell, I'M an overweight introvert. It just means someone who isn't comfortable in social situations. And the sign is 100% correct.

2 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

That is the bite mark of a sociopath.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dude was THE acknowledged rival of Magic Johnson. Show some respect.

2 weeks ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Ernest P. Worrell, Jr.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*kits.

2 weeks ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 1

How irritating they didn't name her Bast.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

v

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Fun fact: He had just kissed Andy Dick with a mustache.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think you misunderstood. I want MORE cats.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't give a fuck. I'm not from New York.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'd rather have cats than rats.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brought to you by the Epstein Gas Company.

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

The Peanuts Movie.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Technically, Scientology is ALSO an insecure man thing.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

World War Epstein.

1 month ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 4

Washington, but apparently I'm more of a Midwesterner or New Englander.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, it was Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I will say, nepotism will only get you in the door. You have to have real talent and drive to get all the work she has. Otherwise Will Smith's kids would still be acting. Besides, she is a good actress. Same with Jack Quaid.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Charlie Cuck.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you like your sandwich a soggy, greasy mess. Good for you.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never got why they were popular. Vastly overrated. And Mike's Way is FUCKING GROSS.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Racist POS.

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1