I've been here so long
Non-Brits may not appreciate the savagery in this line
Phone emptying mission complete
She's upset because she loves to cuddle
Life hack
Florida Man Not Only Idiot
Us Brits tonight after Gray report...
There's a glitch in the matrix
I'm bored at work
Jenna huff
Oi
Cake day selection of things that still make me snort air through my nose
New epitaph goals
Those cybermeanies...
Watching 'Sherlock' for the first time. Jeez louise, Martin Freeman looks tall.
Am-dramatic irony
I miss holidays.
11th fave for me, back when I spent ~120% of my time here
I feel uncomfortable
I'm going to explode!
Seems legit...
Baby adventure snail
The Sea Bass Experience
I assume a time machine is included in my order!
If it doesn't folds, I holds
Visitor
One armoured nope.
Qwaranteen
So, I was teaching English when...
There are 2 types of people....
The tale of Bee-bro, found crying in the pool
Phone dump uno
NON-STOP FUN THE LAUGHTER NEVER STOPS
Paper-ass lookin' metal
Gin and WKD blue
Phone dump tres
We searched 'Roald Dahl'...
We paused Graham Norton
Wardrobe to Narnia
I can corroborate Darth Vader's fondness for a stiletto heel
Forgot to pick up a fork. What a pill.
Fucking finally