Mderms

16869 pts · October 11, 2015


3 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

i've worked with less.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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God I hate living in Iowa

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ok

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Learned it in high school, I’m 34

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a goddamn moron

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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When’s the last time you saw a firefly? I saw tons of them in the summer in my backyard and I think I’ve seen like 3 in 15 years

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Neither, hairstyle is wrong, and she has green eyes

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Try working second shift

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The giant human meatball has some inspiring words.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've watched his at least 100 times already so I'm well ahead of the curve.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, how about I don’t.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I laughed way too hard at #4

9 months ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Advil Dual Action: I am one good sneeze from my back paralyzing me.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have back problems so it helps sometimes to do a second wipe when I can get leverage by hanging onto the shower curtain rod

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel this, just dropped 3500 on a transmission rebuild

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’d be so incredibly uncomfortable here, does the floor have to be see through too?

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And chases it down with a Guinness of all things.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I havnt seen that meme since at least 2009 so

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh please, I have no less than three box fans running in my bedroom 24/7

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn that got me wet. Wish I’d known about that years ago.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The would roll on and off like a condom and not create friction, solid 3/10 wouldnt reccomend

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"WHY_NOT_TO_ENTER_REGEDIT" 34 year old me is screaming at 13 year old me right now.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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It also looks like an area thats often very wet (its Seattle, makes sense) so lack of traction is probaly a factor too.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Our plant manager had a sticker of one on his work iPad

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0