MechaNinja

593574 pts · March 25, 2014


------------------------------------------------------------- メカニカル忍者 ------------------------------------------------------------- 2019 Christmas MechaSelfie: https://i.imgur.com/1avWZUx.png ------------------------------------------------------------- Senpai @EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername noticed me! http://i.imgur.com/zzy9dwv.gifv ------------------------------------------------------------- People keep asking if science has gone too far. Until this is me: http://imgur.com/9bxeO3Q, science has not gone far enough. I would also accept https://i.imgur.com/bDvdtCq.png. ------------------------------------------------------------- Any "is she single" comments are intended purely and exclusively to amuse myself, but feel free to take it as a compliment of sorts - and you're welcome to be amused as well, obviously. I am a student of the David Letterman school of repeating something until it is funny and then repeating it until it isn't funny and then repeating it until it is funny again. That means I will keep asking if she's single until 12 minutes after the heat death of the universe. ------------------------------------------------------------- I'm a mid 50s white male metalhead member of the PC master race, and further left politically than you can possibly imagine. Married for over 25 years, with 4 kids.

How sick do you think pole vaulters get of hearing people ask them if they can vault THEIR pole? And I do mean gay guys, straight gals, straight guys getting asked by their girlfriends, etc etc. I bet there's a lot of it going around.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like, I support the idea that Melania shouldn't be first lady, but not because of her sex work.

1 day ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

#18 I always wondered if there were a better way to do it, but websites that don't know which are far more secure.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... how could you post this without audio?

2 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This would be a much darker world without Miss Beauchamp.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I volunteer as tribute dot gif

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm married to a redhead I'll never cheat on, so ultimately, any differences between a trans woman and a - what, cis woman? is that the right adjective? - are merely academic, to me. As they are to a largest portion of the idiots who have a problem with trans women. Said idiots aren't ever going to have sex with any kind of woman, trans, cis, black, white, or with purple stripes. I mean unless they have another island somewhere that they can rape them on, fuck do I know.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't like seeing her in armor. More bows please. Maybe some chainmail. Armor in the woods seems like a pretty serious error. You can't swing through the trees like Daffy Du... er, swing through the trees.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thanks, Smokey.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And it's heresy anyway.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How in the fuck long IS this clip? I've been here for like 45 minutes.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Where the snacks stored tho?!

4 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I don't fully disagree with your questioning of this project. I could get myself off watching Hysterial Literature; to me, the idea of watching a woman experience an orgasm, even just from the neck up, is inherently sexual. This artist feels differently, and wanted to present the orgasm in a different way. If you read what OP copy pasted from the article, it's clear what the artist's goal was, even if it isn't one that'd make sense to you or I.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The wonders of what now? I've only heard of permission as it relates to linux files. /s

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ah, the old testament has some fucked up shit in it, bruh. The Israelites did some fuuuuucked up shit, literal genocides and shit. Again, you aren't wrong, but like ...

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're not wrong, but given the weight they claim to put on the bible, I say we hold them accountable for the bullshit in it.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DOWNVOTERS ARE AGENTS OF BIG BIRD. BIRDS AREN'T REAL.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Training for what matters, ferdamnsure

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I uh, know a guy, a friend? He has seen them in use, and the ladies in question just ... pop them out at the moment they (I assume I mean my friend assumes) they think it'll be the sexiest.

6 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

More than 2000 years, didn't god create the world 5000 years ago or something? Abrahamic religions been genociding at LEAST that long. (I do not in fact believe god created the world 5000 years ago or whatever, but they do, so they've been genociding for at least that long)

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of times, all people need is one chance, and they realize they want something different. Maybe you made a difference in her life, maybe you made a difference in her night, but either way, you made a difference, fam.

6 days ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

And maybe UBI, for a little treat.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna get one of those for my wife. I'd get one for my daughter as a gag but that might be crossing a line, at least the "we checked" part.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh god that was amazing. Thank you. Can't believe I missed that entire thing.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha he's a rapper. This is just one of the ways he keeps his name out there I guess.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You see how that human arm never moved? Clearly. AI.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

... Is this his entire schtick?! Glorious.

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

#6 Shame birds are a psyop then. That wasn't even realistic looking. AI slop.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I have a deep voice. I think I don't have as much trouble as folks with non-middle class white American accents, but even I have trouble.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or just ask ya doctor for the lil' blue pill...

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0